Taco Bell at The Pentagon w/ Andy Malafarina - GORCAST Podcast | Ep.62

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Video title: Taco Bell at The Pentagon w/ Andy Malafarina - GORCAST Podcast | Ep.62

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Gast you are listening to G gorast you idiot I've been really into uh card games and turn-based RPGs yeah it's uh locking in are we going are we going all right [ __ ] yeah uh yeah turn-based RPGs has been saying my life lately yeah dude I never liked those well turnbas I like the turn-based ones like the old Final Fantasy games yeah but it but the it it's the real time strategy games I couldn't get into yeah turn based which one wait what's considered realtime strategy I think that's like Civilization and games like that oh yeah no it's basically as long as it's a game as you can sit there and like try to figure out what the best decision for your next move is that's like my favorite game it's like chess take turns yeah I can't and like I need very uh very direct um uh paths to do like you know when you hop into like Elden Elden Rim ring Elden ring so I was playing I was trying to play Rim world that's why it was in my head when you uh like when you play elen Ring like there is sort of like a vague plot but it's also like you could do whatever you want and then also like I was watching this thing on Elden ring there's apparently this one area of the game like right in the beginning if you don't just randomly take a right at the very beginning of the game and you don't go into this one area you can't access it the the rest of the game like if you go past that and do whatever the next thing is and like stuff like that stresses me out the people that make those games are such [ __ ] oh they're such [ __ ] [ __ ] they're like they're it's they're almost like the [ __ ] they're like jigsaw they just want to torture people well and it's just it's just frustrating because like um like I saw this one thing in the the like I knew Elden ring in games like that weren't for me when like the first boss was taking me I never beat him but the first boss when you get to that bridge was taking me like a million blor no ring must be the same bloodborne that was the same thing for me tell can I tell you when I quit bloodborne dude it might have been around the same time I quit it bro literally like the first area I was it was taking me forever to get outside of like the first [ __ ] area I get past the first area I'm like messing around in this Courtyard I get into this fight I'm finally learning the controls and then uh I get into a fight where I have like just the iest bit of Health left and I was like well you got through so let's just do like let's just walk around and then I see like a church or a cathedral or some [ __ ] and the second I walk in there a [ __ ] um what's a big like Wolf Monster a werewolf thing a werewolf just comes out of nowhere it's just like [ __ ] and [ __ ] kills me and sends me back all the way and I'm like I hate this [ __ ] game you got to go like retrieve your soul and [ __ ] start all the way over I hate this [ __ ] game like I was talking to uh Nate and I have some friends like Nate and them who they'll just they'll just be like yeah I love I love those games where you get every five inches you get bodied and then you learn how to do it and like the game forces you to be like Elite at it right until you really do and I'm like dude those games drive me up a [ __ ] wall they're so like masochistic yeah you know what I mean like is that the right is it sadistic or massoch masochistic I think you love when you love pain the games are sadistic you have to be a m that's what I mean yeah yeah it's like I need I need a little bit of a treat every couple you need a little P's dog just need a little positive reinforcement exactly I can't just be kicked in the dick every five feet I don't know I [ __ ] hate those games I didn't even [ __ ] with the elen ring game I didn't even play it once I I saw a bunch I knew I wouldn't like it I saw a bunch of people uh I get well I get hyped up over people getting hyped up so when like Elden ring came out like Lam mer and Nate and a bunch of boys in the Discord on panties a bunch of boys in the ORD we're going [ __ ] nuts for it and like I saw that and I go you guys are having fun I want to have that kind of fun like you're having yeah I'm a real I'm a real guy who walks up to a conversation and everyone's laughing and go what are you guys talking about yeah I want to do that I want to be a part of this you're all smiling yeah and I got Elder I got Elden ring and I CR I was crushing it for like a week and I'm like I got and then when I found out that boss on the bridge when people are like that's the easiest boss in the game yeah you can miss me with that I was like yeah I'm not for this but then um yeah what the [ __ ] was it I uh so I this is where I realized I like turnbas strategy games is uh it's kind of random but go along with me I'm I'm with you I uh I randomly uh not randomly but I signed up for instacart just to like have that as a thing to possibly make some money on the side oh yeah yeah I did that for a while yeah and I started doing it and I did about three or four deliveries and when I was done I was like did I I I think I had fun doing that I was like why did I have fun doing instacart and I realized it's I'm my brain is very task driven so it's like it's like instacart pops up they're like you need to go to PetSmart you need to get a pound of dog food you they're giving you quest yeah you need to bring it to [ __ ] Kathy and I'm like I'm I'm there Kathy I got you baby I got you baby and I'm just like I it was just like crushing it like I can't find the right one what kind of substitution do you want yeah and I was just like I got it and I'm like [ __ ] yeah I crushed that give me another one and I'm like just's crushing them and I realized it's like yeah I'm very task driven and that's like what the kind of like turn-based RPGs are they're very directly like task driven and when I play them it's like incredibly satisfying and I just have like I have like ADHD brain uh I'm all over the [ __ ] place and this is the recent thing that when I do it it like locks me in nice and then I'm like well that's good because I'm also into Twitch streaming twitch.tv/ I'm also I'm also into Twitch streaming so I was like okay I can make this work for me yeah so yeah that's just been my uh my Saving Grace and also the fact that we're all like you do music and comedy and all that [ __ ] with us and stuff like that I'm around like just endless Manchild so it's just like I was talking to Mike Eaton last night he was like dude you got to get the Pokemon uh yeah he was selling us on that at the house the other dude oh I was I was laughing too cuz he was like you got to get the Pokemon card game I go it's not out yet and he goes the [ __ ] it is and he shows me on his phone and I was like oh no there's like a new version coming out in October so it's a card game video game it's basically the Pokemon trading card game that we used to play when we were kids but it's on your phone but there's a there's one it was funny I was 2 minutes late because I was trying to figure out my login for [Music] it and yeah it's called Pokemon training guard game live but they have like a new updated version coming out in like October but yeah it's just like it's so socially acceptable now cuz we're all to just a Manchild and be into be into like uh kid [ __ ] Disney adults or oh no I'll kill myself before a Disney adult dude no I can see you at Disneyland dude having a good time I mean no I've never been Disneyland's fun I like or I guess I was at Disney World Disneyland's in California right yeah I was at Disney World Disney World's fun cuz they [ __ ] beat those workers into like treating you like you're a star they [ __ ] beat them into submission they're like they're on but no the uh the Disney adults who make like and I honestly I think uh uh the Marvel Bros definitely Marvel Bros bug me more than Disney adult no they actually are the they're they're neck and neck yeah they're neck and neck well the problem with see Disney adults I give them a minor pass because Disney adults just want to be left alone and I get that you know being into like libertarian [ __ ] so I'm a real big like yeah dude let me do my thing and leave me alone Disney adults don't push it in your face Marvel adults will show you a scene from eternals and they're like have you seen a better scene in C Cinema and we're all sitting over here like we've all seen No Country for Old Men and like Good Fellas what the [ __ ] are you talking about rard like this is the best thing to ever happened to Modern American Cinema that's the thing is the problem with Marvel adults is they are obsessed with their and the the the and that's not I'm not talking about comic book fans I'm talk the worst type of adult man is a dude who's only obsessed with Marvel movies like you like dude you're obsessed with the movies but you've never seen the you've never read the comics or anything you started at the movies bro well starting is fine it's staying there it's like you've never bought a comic you've never watched X-Men theime you're not even a real Marvel bro bro you're just cuz here's the thinger people don't fully under people are really good at identifying why [ __ ] sucks ass but they're not good at breaking down why it sucks ass and the problem with the problem with Marvel is not not that like the Sony Marvel and [ __ ] where any like those movies both sucked but the problem with Marvel Now is they're trying to sell to uh a worldwide Marketplace so they have to make a movie that China India America Africa [ __ ] uh England uh Russia every country is okay with and it's just going to be the most Bland sack of [ __ ] yeah you know well I mean I have fun with the Marvel movies but don't do the whole like watch them in chronic chronological or or no timeline order cuz that will desensitize you cuz you'll start seeing the formula and you'll just be like this [ __ ] sucks I mean that's kind of how it was after the Avengers 2 for me I was like I'm done I haven't watched anything since then really yeah I got about I I remember I broke I broke my pinky and I had two months off from work so I tried to do sitting at home watching the [ __ ] yeah just with my pinky up I want to watch superheroes I wanted to give I I that well that was the first time that was the first time in a while had that much time available during the day so I was like let's see if this is cuz I I don't take my problem is I don't take anyone's word for anything I'm the [ __ ] I'm the [ __ ] guy in the Bible who Jes Jesus was like yo trust me and I'm the one [ __ ] in the corner like [ __ ] you dude prove it so I don't I don't take anyone's word on anything I got to [ __ ] so I like checked it out myself and then you just start to see like the formul some of the earlier Marvels were pretty good like early Captain America's RI oh yeah yeah yeah I did like those when they like inject him and he gets all bu yeah actually C I'll I'll defend this Captain Marvel wasn't too bad I don't think I watched it that was the one with the uh the lady I forget her Brie Larson um and that and I was like why because I remember everyone being so mad about Captain Marvel so I like looked it up I was like why why was everyone so this movie is actually like pretty good I got to give them it's like and also too I'm not super familiar with the comics so just like as a movie Captain Marvel was pretty good and so I like looked it up and it was just when it was coming out it was just endless interviews of Brie Larson just being annoying and she was just being like a [ __ ] know-it-all she ruined the pr should the press for it yeah and people were like people were like people were like you're so annoying that we're just going to bomb this we're just going to [ __ ] destroy the Bros were bugging dude you can't you can't bug the Bros if you want them to come the Marvel Bros are your key demographic you want whether there's tits in the movie or not you got you can't be you can't bug the Bros dude in the Press there's no tits in anything anymore they did they did they do be taking tits away from bro that was like the worst downfall that was the worst repercussions of gamergate is like what is gamergate dude you have to educate me you know so much stuff that's why I have you here I'm like I want to tap into like the tip of the iceberg of what you know what I just don't I G I don't want to be out of the loop ever you have fomo for like any information yeah no for real though I don't want to like like if I'm listening to a podcast and a dudes are talk like if it's just a conversational podcast and I'm listening to to it and dudes are talking about a thing I don't know I feel like a [ __ ] cuz I'm like oh I should know that it's like irrational like I shouldn't I can't know everything or can you or or can I um no gamergate I don't know exactly what gamergate how it like started cuz it is like very all over the place and Rocky but it was basically um it was like a lot of uh you know [ __ ] I hate to use the term feminist and whatever because that's so like polarizing but you know just a lot of like like a lot of like tattletails or I I like to call them Hall monitors you know whenever there's like there's people in the mix on a thing where you're just like you guys aren't like in this in this like you're just kind of a hall monitor so you can like on you just want something to talk about too yeah so there was a lot of like haul monitors just being like video games got way too many [ __ ] tits dude what a it's like the dorkiest thing to do ever yeah it was like it was just a bunch of dorky girls it's like dudes trying to like peacock like feminism for [ __ ] you know what I mean and then uh and then it was also a mix of two there was like one of the spearheads of gamergate was like they found out she was oh it I forget exactly what it was cuz I think people claim she was like uh she was like giving out [ __ ] for Access or some [ __ ] I don't know how true that was I don't remember her name um she she's just one of those girls where you're just like oh you're going to be annoying if I'm myself or around you what is what was she though like a streamer I missed that part oh she sorry yeah she uh I forget if she made like she was like a a a a game journalist like did reviews and stuff but then they also found out that um there was like a bunch of these journalists that were like locked into the system of like gaming journalism where they would get they would get easy or early access to stuff by giving good reviews and gamers are just like yo I'm going to spend aund hours playing this game also it's [ __ ] like 60 70 bucks like from like there's a lot of Gamers that that's a lot of money for them put some tits I'm going to put and also don't give me a dog [ __ ] review that's lying to me cuz it's like I'm spending a lot of money on these [ __ ] games cuz it's not that they're just like 60 70 bucks up front it's that every [ __ ] game has a battle pass and then every game like 2K is skins and all this [ __ ] yeah every game has skins and battle passes and they're all they're all like secretly they're like they're all suck pay to win they're not overtly pay to win but if you don't pay to [ __ ] get in the mix you're just going to be [ __ ] out on the game yeah and so they were like making gaming just [ __ ] lame as [ __ ] and then they were coming at some of these women who were journalists and you know Gamers have gamer brain so they're just going to like they're just like autistic adult adult brain yeah it's the same brain that when you're in an Xbox Lobby and you're mad about the game and then you're like did did I hear a black guy talking I'm going to say I'm going to say the NW to upset him it's the same kind of brain that they have so they were just saying the meanest most sexist [ __ ] to these girls you know not good but it's also like you got to understand it on a Brad or but yeah it was just a whole [ __ ] mess and I still think there's residual from that because I just I don't feel like there's tits in games anymore I feel like I feel like first of all I feel like there's more women in gaming than ever were when I was growing up like there's more female Gamers nowadays which I think is cool but I I'd be pressed to say if you did a survey do chicks want to see characters with big tits or small tits you know is isn't it kind of like this like every chick I've ever met is obsessed with titties right like like why don't we get the females in on this why don't we survey you know what I mean and see what women want in the that would be the real the real feminist way to do it dude cuz I bet you they would opt for tits well it's because everyone like everyone loves let me let me get on my [ __ ] real quick dude this is all about your no cuz it's it's it's people so like have you been seeing the stuff where I don't know if you saw but there's like the stuff where uh Trump right now is trying to and I'll bring this all around just TR okay sry I'm just trying to set it up properly but like do you hear that like they would do this to uh Joe Biden whenever he would uh whenever he would put forth like uh socialist leaning policy and Trump's trying to do it to Kamala Harris right now where he's just basically calling her aami and he's like no classic move yeah and it's like no no no Kamala Harris is not a [ __ ] commi she's she's a sock puppet she's like what she's in there going like what do you want me to do just give me a bunch of money and I'll do whatever you want me to do I will do whatever um so like you know there's these cuz people like people think big businesses hate the government they love the government because they go to the government they get the government to uh put forth certain laws that benefit them and hurt their competition and they do it under the guys of like oh it's just for safety and stuff it's good for the people like Hines catchup Hines catchup did that back in the day during the Progressive Era where they go uh they go and Lobby the government for all these food safety rules and then when they implement the rules all of their competition was now operating illegally and it cost them too much money to operate legally that that's why whenever I hear people are just like big businesses uh uh hate the government I'm like no they work with the government to [ __ ] out businesses [ __ ] love them cuz the B big businesses hate competition and the government helps them get rid of their competition so wait hi I know I'm sorry to derail for just a second but hind you have to explain this for a minute so they just went you know what it's not it's not safe anymore the way that we're make we need to make it safer yeah so they yeah they Implement they they help Lobby they lobbied with the government like in the 30s or 20s or 30s um they lobbied with the government about all these different food safety rules and then it was um once they implemented all those rules a vast majority of their competition was operating illegally and it cost them too much money to operate legally yeah okay um yeah it's why like like big business they act like big businesses hate minimum wage they love minimum wage they're like cuz like McDonald's can pay everyone 20 25 bucks yeah uh but like Mom and Pop places can't do that all the [ __ ] time so they're going to be forced to close or some [ __ ] yeah exactly um but uh bringing it back to [ __ ] I got too far off we went from tits and games surveying tits and games and then uh you went to Donald Trump and you said you're were going to bring it all back I shouldn't have derailed you no it's all good we were talking about tits and games oh oh I remember where I was going with that so like relating it to they call so like Camala Harris will put forth these like like socialist like communist type policies and people think like oh there a bunch of there a bunch of commies in the government I just go no there are a bunch of [ __ ] so these people who want to put forth those policies because they help like control people um those policies help control people it like that's how they get in there it's not that [ __ ] Joe Biden's a communist it's that people he's just a brainless people know these like or a socialist or whatever it's like people know these socialist policies can help give people control so there's a bunch of stuff like that just like seeping into the culture and basically what was going on was cuz the problem with like social ism is it makes you [ __ ] about [ __ ] that's not a problem so like it's all about class structure every everyone's everyone conceives everything in oppressor and oppressed and so that's where like you have a lot of these like gamer girls and [ __ ] like that that were getting like irritated like no one was obset about tits and games and no one was upset about tits and games [ __ ] ever and then you see these girls who like they get into the mix and they're just looking for a problem cuz it's not that there's not a problem it's that there's a problem you just haven't found it yet that's like what they do that's why everything's like racist now is that's like like critical race Theory people do that [ __ ] where it's just like it's their it's not it's not if it's racist it's it's racist you just have to figure it out you just got to find it yeah so then so what happens is you know all the True Believers cuz they're [ __ ] dorks and they are unimpressive so they just want to get their [ __ ] all around and they get that [ __ ] out there so basically what happens it seeps into the real world which basically A to B to C equals uh an Indian guy who grew up rich in [ __ ] Kentucky gets mad when some random white lady who doesn't know any better goes where are you from you know what I mean it's not that big of a problem but because because all that seeped into his dumb head now that Indian guy is getting [ __ ] pissed off over [ __ ] nothing you know what I mean so they got pissed off about gamer tits because somebody planted the SE plant somebody up some board nerd planted the SE because they were looking for a problem they were looking for so they go they go tits and games that's probably uh being demeaning to women when in actuality it's like it probably gets more women in games and also too it's like every [ __ ] game I play now it's all just women wearing a [ __ ] turtleneck and you're like that's boring game design bro and also too it's just like bring back Dead or Alive level tits well and also if you look at the [ __ ] like anime is the best example if you look at the [ __ ] guys in anime they're all dressed like [ __ ] like everyone's dressed like a [ __ ] yeah Goku it's not just the girls the shirt comes off and he's all [ __ ] like he's all beat up from the battle but he's ripped and jacked and yeah it's hot yeah but it's just like so they have that like oppressor oppressed mindset so it's like when they see big fat titties it's like you can't just like my big fat titties you're using my big fat titties to oppress me right yeah and it's just like no I mean the tits rule in her character format is awesome like I like her G I like her move set that's what the that's the rear root of the problem here that's why I'm pissed I liked her moves yeah that's the problem it's like I don't want to just be one of those like [ __ ] dailywire conservative [ __ ] who's like communism is everywhere but like when you look at it from a like uh or like socialism is everywhere or whatever but like if it's it's all that um what is it called like critical like cultural it's called like cultural Marxism cuz like if you you look at any of those dudes so dumb about all that stuff it's okay you it's you know it's yeah it's fine it's all very gay I'm into very gay stuff it doesn't help it doesn't help you to know any of that [ __ ] I mean it does it doesn't ites it depends on where you are talk about yeah like if if I'm yelling this [ __ ] at the creek it doesn't help this is what you're sitting at the creek just thinking about [ __ ] Marxism I wish someone asked me about cultural Marxism but no what what happens is like the thing people don't talk about with lot of these like socialist dudes he's like they're like they say a bunch of nice things like socialism to me is like it's a lot of people going like wouldn't that be nice and then you go but then you need to have the other person involved where they go yeah but this is like our budget and this is uh reality and you know what I mean cuz um like I always look at I think like the Democrat this is why I like being a Libertarian cuz I think Democrats are Mom Republicans are dad dude yeah I've thought about this before Democrats are Mom mom Republicans are dad and Libertarians are your mechanic and Libertarians like cuz Mom's like well what if we got a car for every kid and I want all the safety features and da d da and then dad's just like well [ __ ] no when I was younger who going to pay for this yeah when I was younger I didn't even have a seat belt and I my I don't want my kids being [ __ ] [ __ ] and [ __ ] like that and so they meet in them in the libertarian is in the middle cuz they're [ __ ] autistic dorks who understand economics and [ __ ] and all that [ __ ] and they're like well how much money do you have and well you know what do you okay this is what you can do cuz people always prescribe like motive and a lot of like intense morality to like libertarian Theory and [ __ ] like that and it's literally just like no I'm just letting you know what you can do with what you have right that's like how we can [ __ ] get what get what each person wants the most yeah it's like and meet in the [ __ ] middle it's like in my opinion it's also a proper understanding of like rights and property rights and stuff but in a broad sense it's literally just more like what's your budget libertarianism is like what's your budget this is what we can do yeah yeah dude I've never I never understood the the [ __ ] Allure with the politics [ __ ] especially now it's like when all this stuff is to me when the election season [ __ ] starts ramping up I'm like oh here we go everyone's going to be everyone's going to get gay everyone's going to get [ __ ] annoying as [ __ ] right now and that's kind of where I'm at right now there and I feel like it's just kind heating up like this is like the press conference for like a fight right now you know what I mean like it's just kind of getting and it's just that's actually what I like that's what I like about Austin I don't I couldn't tell you anyone's political beliefs here someone told me this and I like I kind of love that yeah right after I moved here it was like somebody that was has lived here for a long time or is from here is like Austin's great because it's a place where everyone disagrees with each other and that they can all be friends yeah and I feel like that's kind like there's a ton of people that disagree about a ton of different [ __ ] and we're all friends and it's all cool well yeah just uh uh statistically it has to be like that we'd have to like there has to be so there's probably a bunch of [ __ ] you and me disagree on but like probably I think I like I know um I don't think tit should be in video games uh for yeah just like talking to people I've been around here like what we Bond over is like comedy and all the great food here and just different things we like I I like that a lot cuz my only um my only interest in politics comes from me realizing like how much they control our dayto day cuz like I said I'm real like bro just like don't wor like leave me alone like stop [ __ ] like yeah I was I was going to bring up a thing that I'm like there too many revealing information pieces um but no you ever have you ever have the [ __ ] um you ever have the [ __ ] friend that's like they they they pretend like they're coming at you about a thing and they're trying to act like they care about you but they're just like prying a little bit too much like what's happening doesn't affect them but they're like getting a little too invested in your own thing yeah I mean there's a lot of that from from Portland dude honestly like there's a lot of the cuz it's very tribal poit politically there so if you have any disagree like you know with the whole Co thing and and then the election happening right after that there was a lot of like like there every day it's like you hate Trump right yeah you hate Trump right did you hear what Trump said you hate you disagree with them right and you're like uh like let me look at it first and then they're like there's and then by the time you're like let me look let me try to figure out how I feel about this there's like a there's like a new thing they're like no no no no stop stop looking into that old thing here's can you believe he said this and then and then the 2020 thing happens and you're kind of like okay no this whole thing is [ __ ] weird let me figure this [ __ ] out real quick you know and then there's just I don't that's why I hate about the political [ __ ] too cuz it like warps people's brains cuz there's like there's I've had moments with certain certain friends where they'll say a thing and like I remember hearing a friend uh big up Trump on something and then it like I kind of just I had a mo cuz I had a moment to myself where I just kind of paused and I was just like oh I remember you being a [ __ ] dick cuz you thought I was going to vote for Trump and it like really mattered to you and but it's like I don't I try not to I try not to take that [ __ ] personally a gotcha either cuz then you're kind of just as bad then you look like a psycho cuz you're like oh you were actually a hypocrite because of something six years ago yeah but it is um like I try not to take any of that [ __ ] personally cuz it kind can kind of like like eat at you and like make you a [ __ ] [ __ ] but like at the same time it is it is frustr oh no that's what I was going to say it is like you do remember back um you know people get but you got to be aware of that [ __ ] so you don't get caught up like I know it's like I I I shouldn't take it personally but at the same time it was like you a lot of you guys got real sketch when when Trump got elected a lot of you guys got real sketch cuz I remember the vibe if like dude their eyes just went black like [ __ ] hamster gerbal eyes well dude I remember I remember one time cuz like when Trump when when Trump got elected the first time the big like one of the main things they would do with Trump is he would say something uh that he was he was a little sloppy with and then they would extrapolate like way too much out of that so it would be this thing where you're like I'm not saying Trump's not a [ __ ] I'm just saying what you're saying about him right now is inaccurate yeah he didn't actually say that or mean that yeah exactly but then you look like you're like trying to defend this guy who's kind of [ __ ] like I don't want to be defending that dude ever but but then but then it's like okay but sometimes it's like you're blatantly putting words or you know meeting that wasn't I never I never like don't get me wrong Trump's hilarious but like as a politician I never [ __ ] with a dude but there would you just see countless times we like oh you're lying about that yeah you know what I mean and then you're drink then the people are drinkinking the cool your homies are drinking the Kool-Aid and I remember I had I had this one friend we were uh we were chilling at this place where like you know it was a a birthday party for his kid or something like that and then we were like out back around the bonfire and then we were just doing like he brought up something about Trump and I go oh actually he didn't actually say that and then I remember he like pauses he goes wait a minute he's like ew bro no he goes do you like Trump and it was like the [ __ ] like the energy in his voice I remember like cuz like yeah I remember the energy in his voice I was like the [ __ ] was that man like you're in Dawn of the Dead and they think you got bit you know what I mean and it's just like and that's why that's actually what I [ __ ] hate about politics cuz I like I um I remember so many so many people I knew got [ __ ] uh you know so you know just caught up in a tizzy over this [ __ ] or just got their like sort of perception warped on everything where they would they just like they let you know whoever the [ __ ] it was whoever it was like the Deep State or the propaganda or the corporations pushing the message and this and that whoever the [ __ ] it was they really got you like warped in the head where it's like you'd start to distrust your family over their opinion on a politician it's like Trump did that and like [ __ ] Co did that and it was just like well and it did it so much on each side where like the left the people on the left were like believing literally anything that that mainstream media or their favorite you know pant would say and then and then on the right they're going full Q on [ __ ] psycho dude that that's I and I'm in the middle and dude like you can't be in the middle really publicly in a place like Portland at least you couldn't it might be better now I don't know I haven't been there but like during like the 2020 [ __ ] if you were in the middle on anything you're just all the way over here yeah yeah it was uh I I I heard uh Portland was like that I heard [ __ ] like California was really like that like during uh Co they were calling the cops on people doing shows and [ __ ] oh yeah and they were like there's people there who don't aren't vaccinated and there's too many people out a [ __ ] and it's like we went out of town to play shows in Texas because [ __ ] was open here and people were people were talking [ __ ] about us sneak dissing online like some bands like to go to Texas and play shows well dude let me ask you [ __ ] you dude everybody everything's open over there let me ask you this cuz you're like in a band you know mean we're both musicians but you're like you're in a band um and you were saying about playing shows there and then or just in general like that was a just absolute no no there's no way we would have played a show there yo wasn't it like [ __ ] cuz like everyone gets into so many people get into like music like we like like hardcore and Deathcore and punk rock and [ __ ] like that because it's like you just you're super anti-establishment oh dude yes and then I just started noticing every [ __ ] like punk band I've ever loved is just spouting off everything that the establishment wants you to do and it's like all these punk bands are like you're not a good person if you don't listen to everything Joe Biden says if you don't get vaccinated I'm not say I'm not saying you can't agree with Joe Biden ever I'm sure you guys both like chicken parm you know what I mean like that was the thing that you guys both like vanilla soft are that was the thing he said during it was it was like during Christmas they like they're like all right let's ask the president they just asked him like what have you been eating buddy like a chicken p i chck P I got ice cream and it was really good and they're like yes it was it's like my grandma telling us what she had that at the retirement home that day yeah yeah we got a new we got a new cook he's really good but yeah I just noticed all these flu it made me hate so many pans yes 120% I've talked about it on here before like Randy ble like I love lamb God you know they're [ __ ] sick and they're one of the ogs but like he went on he went he has some tweets that did not age well brother about the vaccine he's like my friends are doctors and I know and you you know what I mean all this stuff and it's going to work and like don't come don't you know you some [ __ ] like you don't be a fan if you're not a you know which I I understand or whatever he he believes what he's going to believe but it's just like dude you're going to make it about the fans and like coming to your [ __ ] you should just be like do what you want to do you know but at that time Rogan was saying hey do what you want to do but here's what I'm going to do and that didn't work out you know it's just weird I just I I grew up listening to music and it was like rock against Bush the Republicans are [ __ ] crazy but then magically you know Matt you know it was just always like being weary of government and [ __ ] like that it went too far down that lane and it became tribal cuz it should be like basically I feel like if you're going to write about politics you need to be like criticizing it you know what I mean or if you're if you're if you're a ban and you're going to be political at all it should be polit it should be criticizing everything well I think my my problem with it is not even like it's not even like people with shitty opinions I don't care about that it's it's how intolerant everyone it seems everyone is now of having like opposite opinions Like the quote unquote wrong opinion you know what I mean you want be on the right side of History like I've seen I've seen some uh I've seen some bands with like oh they've had you know the controversial opinion of like maybe you don't let uh maybe you don't let biological men compete in women's sports you know what I mean that outrageous [ __ ] wild opinion but then it's like the way that they react it's not just like well I disagree with that it's oh we need to obliterate them from spaces we need to get them [ __ ] lose their record contract it's like they want to like it ironically they want to like it feels like they want to un un alive them or like dead name him almost dude it's like why are band speaking about this though write a [ __ ] song dude why are we talking about women at I would never in a million years [ __ ] open my mouth about you know that at like at least from the band like band's not going to be like bystander releasing a statement I don't think uh trans people should compete in write a song you dumb ass it's and so it's like that's why it's like if you're going to my rule is like if if we're going to write if I'm going to write a song that's like Ambiguously about the political [ __ ] you know [ __ ] that's going on it's going to be just criticizing how [ __ ] up and dumb the whole thing is that that that to me makes the most sense and it's not just playing the fence it's like that's how I feel about it and so I guess that'd be different if maybe I was on one side or the other but it's like I just write about how [ __ ] crazy all of it makes me it turns you into a psychopath and like like I went down like right before Co and during through all that I went down the whole conspiracy Rabbit Hole of all this stuff and like you know being in Portland where I just feel like everyone around me is all the people not my friends my close friends but like like all this general population around me is like so indoctrinated you feel like alone yeah so I was like writing [ __ ] about that you know what I mean and like how if you open your mouth about this crazy con you go go far down far enough in the conspiracy rabbit hole and it just turns you into a crazy [ __ ] that nobody likes oh there goes Jeff again dude he's [ __ ] he's got his tinfoil hat on you also lose you also uh lose perspective cuz like I love I love conspiracies yeah but like you you sort of like lose perspective and then um yeah it gets you kind of like well it it gets you kind of like disconnected from what like living is because like a lot of conspiracy people they get caught up that's what happened with a lot of like qinon people you get caught up and fighting the good fight and then you realize you're like I could never stop fighting the good fight if I want to and it's like yeah you know obviously I don't I don't like the government I wish we could make it either better or [ __ ] get rid of it you know what I mean like I don't I don't [ __ ] with the government but also at the same time life's not life's not just about learning about conspiracies and screaming into a microphone and stuff life's also about like go [ __ ] your wife go eat some good food hang out with friends watch football like [ __ ] like that you know what have fun and then until you die you know I mean have a yeah it's like yeah [ __ ] fight the good fight and then go have some beers with some friends you don't have to be on 100% of the time well cuz it's like odds are like I never I hate people who kind of go like why would you even do that it's too hard like something being too hard doesn't keep me from doing something but also at the same time like like when I was much like I love still like all the conspiracy [ __ ] but I'm less in the pocket of like we're going to [ __ ] fix this cuz you get to a point where you're like where you're like I probably won't so I don't I want to I don't want to like get to when I'm like [ __ ] 70 or 80 realize like oh I didn't fix it and also I didn't do anything right when I was so it's like you got to find that [ __ ] balance I still I still think it's cuz I get I Get emboldened By how [ __ ] up the system is so and it's like I like to podcast so it's like I can talk about it on podcast as much as people want to pay attention to it you know but it's like you can only you can only do what you can do and then you have to at a certain point you have to just like you know go [ __ ] live your life well it's funny yeah I mean for anybody that watches this that listens to the band or whatever that's what literally basically what the band's name is based on is like you can follow down this [ __ ] conspiracy R hole but you're just a bystander at the end of the day like that's that's that's kind of what we cuz I I wanted to write about conspiracy stuff a little bit sometimes but it would be too it's so easily cringe yeah you know what I mean writing about that kind of stuff I did write a song Nobody probably knows this but I wrote a song about building seven like super super Ambiguously called office fire on our first EP and it's like it's [ __ ] dope cuz it's like all I was like looking up facts about it and like how do we make this like ambiguous and cool and not cringe like you can't be like the or that didn't that a plane didn't hit you know what I mean what is it what is it for you that gets you hyped up over conspiracies cuz I don't like I don't know I mean honestly dude they they kind of went too it it was cooler when like it was just us us and the boys watching Zeitgeist on Netflix high as [ __ ] you know what I mean like that that was so that was conspir it was almost like it was cool before everyone was doing it and I hate to be that guy that says some [ __ ] like that but it was it was totally cool before before it was it was you're just watching Z guys be like yeah how did building seven go down also I don't have to pay my income tax yeah what the hell what the [ __ ] going on wait a minute Rockefeller did what well you know you know what got me with um what got me with conspiracies is when I got to the stage of secret societies and you realize like there are secret societies like Skull and Bones um and uh I don't I don't know what that is that's B that that's uh I'm not as deep as you brother what the [ __ ] I forget it was har what what are the top ivy league schools again there's Harvard Stanford Stanford I think it's Yale Yale I think it's like a secret society at Yale where and if you look at it from their perspective it makes sense it's just it's like a it's like it's any job would do this it's a training program to like get it's like they do that to get people set up so when they go out in the world because they have like their own goals and [ __ ] of that cuz if you look all these like highlevel PE like dude the dude who invented basketballs and Skull and Bones both of the George W bush and his dad were in Skull and Bones what is it a [ __ ] pirate was it a [ __ ] pirate club dude I just I just have a flag in my head right [ __ ] [ __ ] weird dude and like I so I was like I was reading into secret secret societies and I realized like they're working on a timeline that just is so they're working on timelines that are so long we're just like a a blip on the radar of their like plans that they want to do so like you realize that and then it's like you you respect the your your insignificance in the world it's like when you when you go hiking and you see a big mountain and you go oh I'm so small exactly it don't matter at all you know and I I don't want that to discourage people be like yo if you're [ __ ] dope at a thing and you're you know speaking truth and all this other [ __ ] do your thing it just it goes back to my original point where people get deep into that [ __ ] and they forget to live their life yeah I you're just a band I almost got got like that I so that's why I think think about it all the time where it's like you still need time to like cuz all this stuff's important to me but at the same time like I mean I got to I'm going to go watch wrestling right and I'm gonna I'm going to go to hardcore shows thing the thing that that I think removed took me to like take a step back from it or something Not only was the like like I was starting to really get into it and like learn all this stuff that a didn't matter like you said I can't do anything about it so like this this information doesn't do anything for you you can dig as deep as you want and the info doesn't really help you that much other than I'm awake I'm [ __ ] awake bro but and the other thing was I got really annoyed with some of my friends that were even more into it that like whenever some whenever something happened in the world they would go what's the conspiracy on this yeah you know let me find the angle on and they go nope see yeah you see Illuminati easy and you're like dude come on not everything can be it can't always be you can entertain it you know for everything but it's like what going like immediately going to what's the conspiracy angle on this that's like the same thing to me as like seeing something that someone said in like politics and being like what's the woke opinion of this I'm going to align with that you know what I mean I I for me the way I look at it is I think uh I think the usefulness of it is like the reason these like secret organizations and the government and people like that the reason they can do a lot of stuff that they do is because you buy into it so like take 911 for an example people people forget about 9/11 they think like 911 happen yeah and I I always say never forget it but they forget how like us doing like 91 I mean maybe maybe that's the real conspiracy panties did 911 dude oh dude I'd be so pissed oh if I found out La Mer did 911 I'd be so [ __ ] mad at him um you didn't get me in on that oil money [ __ ] what the hell that insurance policy Nate what the hell but yeah right [ __ ] it neither of you guys called me neither of you guys told me not to get on a plane on 910 yeah what if I would have got on that [ __ ] plane it's so [ __ ] funny L mer at 9911 um no so like people forget with 911 they think like oh 911 happened and then on 912 we went over to Afghanistan and did all that [ __ ] and it's like no it took them a year to for like the corporate press to just be like this is the [ __ ] this is the [ __ ] and I said corporate press not mainstream media anymore cuz they're not you know they're just the the the a lot of those news sources are just working CNN's and the fox yeah they're just working for who pays them um fer yeah but they so for like a year or so a year plus they were just pumping this Rah America [ __ ] like we got to go [ __ ] up you know you see you see a brown person we got to [ __ ] them up you know what I mean they were just we got to go to Afghanistan they were just pumping it into the people's heads so when they finally figured out how to go in there everyone was like hell yeah let's go you you know so that was my that's like what I realized with this [ __ ] is it's like I'm more um it's like that one it's like the government's almost like that one friend you have oh it's just just Sirens we're in the hood it's it the government's kind of like that one friend you have that's real good at talking [ __ ] and he helps he you forget that he don't he doesn't know what he's doing and I think the like what I think can benefit people is just by understanding like they're not there to help you they don't know what they're [ __ ] doing they're [ __ ] corporate [ __ ] just trying to like just trying to make money for all these people they don't have a Personal Agenda yeah so it's like I think if more people just woke up to like your power's illegitimate then it would help out situations more so like that then what do we even do what do we even do when that happens well I think the pro I think the problem is the government uh the government sort of mentally beats you down into thinking you can't provide for yourself and if people have cuz people always want what's the exact A to B to C to like oh if we didn't have a government what would happen I think what's a better mindset is just if people were more in the mindset of like I can figure this out for myself you would then have uh more people would sort of interact in a more beneficial way you know what I mean where I don't know it's and they like are constantly trying to make you more relying on them or whatever just use electric cars you know like well cuz like think think about it with like little little [ __ ] like you know they they trick you like they tricky into being like well you know what would we do without the post office it's like we figure it out email yeah that [ __ ] immediately yeah Amazon Jeff's got it government's government's really good at like beating people into submission and making them think they can't like provide for themselves and they can't figure it out for themselves and [ __ ] like that and I just think if we had you know that's a tall [ __ ] order but if we had more of a mindset of that we wouldn't be so dependent and riant on them like people farming in their backyard yeah well not not even necessarily that just um if if like um I'm trying to think of like a good example it's like okay it literally it's like living with Mom and Dad and so your like if your mom just does all your laundry for you you're just like yeah my clothes get clean well now you moved out and you're like it's like if you were sitting there going like why are my clothes clean yet you're like oh yeah Mom's not here and you're like oh [ __ ] so I got to figure that out I either got to get a wash or dryer or go take it to the [ __ ] laundry mat or something like that I just think people have sort of put themselves in a like a mental crutch in like that heavy Reliance on them yeah and they don't cuz like I see a lot of people talk about it wherever like cuz they're always they they'll like identify that like government's the problem but then they'll always go back to like well then they got to they got to solve the [ __ ] problem and if they didn't create that that sort of crutch and Reliance it would make them be more uh I don't know what the word would be like it would just make them think like uh figure it out for themselves a little bit better they have to be more resourceful yeah and Al but also too I know a lot of people a lot of people are probably rolling my rolling their eyes with this I know there's also like huge entities of [ __ ] I basically I think it's just people just got to get better at identifying the bad guys you know what I mean like you know it's like that boyfriend that just keeps beating you and it's like he'll stop eventually it's like no no no he's not goingon to you got to leave him good times were so good yeah it's like when people get it's like when people get mad at [ __ ] certain like Hollywood actors you're like dude just if they're not acting just ignore them like stop giving them Power by like expecting more from you shouldn't expect more from them you shouldn't expect more from McDonald's you shouldn't expect more from these people you know what I mean like that so you should be more it's like people are not there's a lot of this is gonna sound corny but there's like a lot of wolves and sheep clothing that people just need to be better at identifying who the wolves are yeah yeah what do you think about the uh the the Trump assassination of chimp fake totally fake like that's one of those things like let me look at the conspiracy on this you know like what's like I think he got shot okay yeah do you think he got shot I mean I mean I don't know I saw I'm not I'm not like going to say no you know what I mean I I think the the more I am alive I'm just and the more [ __ ] happens that's just ridiculous and and both sides of it are so like saying he had a [ __ ] ketchup packet in his hand or like whatever people are saying it just seems so ridiculous well I think it's like but I don't I don't know what the I don't know I haven't looked into it enough what people think is the conspiracy on that people and this goes back to similar [ __ ] where it's like do you guys just forget how Trump is like they saw the bandage afterwards and all this other [ __ ] and then they like showed a picture of his ear and they're like his ear looks pretty good doesn't look like it got shot it's like yeah he probably milked it he probably like barely got hit yeah and he probably barely got hit cuz you saw in the video it got like you hear like pop pop pop and he literally has this reaction like what the [ __ ] was that you know what I mean if it probably barely hit him and then he and then he went down like oh I'm getting shot at but it just seems so cra I get what the conspiracy got cuz it's like the more you're breaking it down right now the crazier it is that he did his head didn't explode like a watermelon on [ __ ] here's what um here's what I think happened more so than like I think he got shot and shot at and [ __ ] like that what I think more so happened is if you watch all the if you watch all the stuff where they're talking to the Secret Service because Trump um they basically gave him like the [ __ ] I don't know Sports terms really well they gave him like the JV Squad and normally they gave him the the bench the bench warmer yeah yeah they gave him [ __ ] uh uh John heer and David Spade yeah Nickson those were so those were his secret service detail the three stes and also in situations like that they're I from what I heard they're supposed to have more than what they had so he had the [ __ ] D Squad he was underst staffed um there were people who like were like there's a guy over there and there were people who are identifying stuff 10 minutes before the speech they knew that there was a possible threat and they still sent him out there so I think a reasonable Theory and I hope this doesn't get your video [ __ ] I think a reasonable Theory talking about theories yeah it's Theory I don't believe it um but yeah you're definitely getting a Wikipedia article for context under this that's fact check you brought me on dude I'm sorry it's all right it was last minute dude you're just you're pulling from the you're like [ __ ] what can I talk about uh here's the all the conspiracies I believe in wholeheartedly kid the be like I think the the the most gracious the most gracious version you can give is that everyone in the secret serves that day was [ __ ] yeah but the more nefarious version is like feels like they might have let it happen but I don't those are like the two options I'm not completely sure I'm not like super deep on it like some of the people I follow and stuff like that but yeah it feels like best case scenario they were all it was and that's what's hard about with like a lot of this stuff with government is you go best case scenario it's like unreal incompetence worst case scenario you're all the evilest [ __ ] in the world I just feel like planning to like perfectly not kill him but shoot him would be so hard and so impossible but well be like I think um it's under the water cooler in the drawer Tony the I think like no you're good I think like uh failed op is fair because if you think there's a lot of benefit for the uh the machine or the establishment or whatever there's a lot of benefit for getting him out of there cuz what people don't realize is like people go to Trump's track record and they big up him for they go to Trump's track record they big up him for not starting any new Wars which is good but if you look at all the like [ __ ] he implemented it's all just like a bunch of like the best stuff he did was like a bunch of Okay small stuff like any politician if it's like yeah America was what cheaper to live when he was president but it's like how much of that was him I don't I don't know I don't know the ins and outs of that yeah but it's like if if he did anything good it was like a bunch of small stuff you know I mean he lowered some people's taxes and [ __ ] like that yo it is crazy to go on to go on National Television as Kamal Harris right now and go Dynamics works like what we like everything's [ __ ] awesome right now what the hell everything's so [ __ ] expensive you [ __ ] idiot what the [ __ ] but I think what uh I think what uh I think Trump what what scared the like machine and the establishment about Trump is politics forever has essentially been like wrestling and I say and when I say that I mean like you watch wrestling and oh it's good guy versus it's good guy versus bad guy but it's all like predetermined so that's what they would always be giving you with politicians where you know they'd be different there's a heal and a [ __ ] hero right but if you look at like the substance of the politician they they'd always give you like two sides where you know they'd have like the inconsequential [ __ ] that they didn't [ __ ] give [ __ ] about where they'd be like 180 on so like excuse me so like aort I had a I had a I had a Polar Pop dude Senator I have my time so like you would see there there's certain issues politicians can be 180 on like abortion and stuff because it's like dude the machine doesn't give a [ __ ] if you're killing babies or keeping them or not they don't give a [ __ ] but when it comes to war or it comes to like you know tax rates you got people arguing over like well it should be it shouldn't be 35% it should be 33% and like that's how can argue over it but it was always like it was always like wrestling where we're going to get our big things at the end of the day like if you look at the track record like Democrats and Republicans are still going to war the same way what scared him about Trump is like Trump was in the context of politics I know he's a billionaire but in the context of politics he's like an outside entity and Trump basically they were like oh we have this Rigg system and Trump was like I'm still going to get in there and they're like no you're [ __ ] not and but he did and what they got what Trump scared them is they realized like oh like it's going to be hard but you can't if you're not if you're not in the you know it's like if a dude it's like if uh WWE was doing a show and then a dude from aw just kind of showed up and put himself in the show and then he got the belt somehow yeah they're all freaking out go how the [ __ ] did he get the belt that's what they're afraid about with that's what they don't like about Trump he represents that so it's I mean I'm not saying they did but it's in their interest to take him out you know wait a minute do you like Trump [ __ ] love him dude top to bottom everything about him but it's it's in their interest it's in their interest to take Trump out um so because like like they love they love having everyone scared so they can like slowly take away your freedoms like the best example I always love to bring up is you know the Oklahoma City bombing yeah so Oklahoma City Bombing happens that's where the dude took the rider truck Timothy McVey takes the rider truck full fertilizer full of fertilizer in the myrr building you know one Parks it next to the daycare one mediumsized rider truck full of like 20 uh 55 gallon drums and you know blows half of a gigantic building up at the daycare center yeah at the day killed [ __ ] like so many kids and you know the the ATF just happened to not be there that day they had an office in the building and it was somebody's birthday jeans got cake yeah dude L dude literally they said they were like you know they were out late doing an exercise no one has to come into the office just conveniently that day yeah sleep in but I don't believe in conspiracies um but no so Oklahoma City happens and then the next day Clinton goes on the news and he's like this is why we need stricter gun control and however you feel about gun control you go he had bombs in his truck not guns Bill the [ __ ] you because it's like they see a crisis they see a crisis um and then they capitalize on it that's why it's like I don't know at the end of the day it's like irrelevant if uh 9/11 was an inside job or not to a certain I mean it's interesting you want to know the truth but it's like irrelevant after a certain point cuz you're like they got what they wanted whether it was pre-planned or they reacted like that it's actually scarier if they reacted that way and um but uh but uh it just seem so he had it ready to go that's the thing with but that's the thing with Trump where cuz they've been stoking this thing about like right-wing terrorists and militias and [ __ ] like that for a [ __ ] while you know like ever since Jan 6 and um um Charlottesville and [ __ ] like that they're getting you worried about like right-wing uh terrorist groups coming Charlottesville again the like tiki torch thing yeah tiki torch thing they will not replace us uh yeah they were like mad about man you went deep they got you good dude yeah I'm [ __ ] you went deep for a while don't worry dude dude I had you on here cuz I thought you're funny dude not because I thought you were Alex Jones I'm woke the [ __ ] up you're [ __ ] awake brother I'm red I didn't take one pill I took the whole bottle [ __ ] the whole [ __ ] I'm red bottle but the the the last thing on Trump is like it does benefit them to like I will say this it does benefit them to take him out because then a lot like people will see Trump will get taken out and then they can that'll cause hysteria it'll probably get a bunch of right-wing dudes with guns riled up they'll be going out doing [ __ ] and then it'll justify creating a bigger police state and being cuz like most normal people see that like yeah they're scary take them out and they won't see like the broader context of why it happened but I think I it feels like it's just a stroke of luck that at the last second Trump did this he did like his patented little dude literally he did one of his little patented moves he had he had like um projectors behind him bringing up like immigration stats yeah dude oh my God so like yeah and like someone was like he's like yeah bring it up he's like wait where is that oh yeah that one and then he turned a little bit farther and it like nicked his ear watch the interview with Theo theovon Theo Von andp dude there's a part when he talks about the the graph and he's like we were looking at a graph it was my one of my favorite graphs it's a graph I always bring it's a great graph he literally said all those things like it's a great graph he goes and I turned my head I turned my head and it was amazing that I turned my head I turned my head the perfect amount this the perfect amount not too little not too much I turned my head the perfect amount sidebar Taylor you have a amazing Trump dude I don't even like to do it cuz cuz cuz your homeboy [ __ ] you know locked it down it's now yeah it's kind of Shane's now and and any runoff that Shane doesn't have is Tyler fer yeah you know what I mean so he like Tyler fer cleaned up the scraps basically shanes is like too good too yeah it's like it's like that cuz he he doesn't just have the impression down like did you watch any of the kill Tony [ __ ] when he was on yeah like when he when he riffs you're almost like yeah if Trump was more of a comedian he has the speech patterns down yeah he like he he riffs in the thought process of Trump it's obviously like a little bit more exaggerated but he riffs in the thought process like yeah that's Shane's Shane's got that he owns that yeah actually Tyler what's his last thing Fisher yeah dude he uh there's that really funny clip where uh he was about to do RFK on Rogan and like Rogan was like don't do that so [ __ ] funny but want to he my RFK and he's like no but you usually when people usually when people like he's actually a good friend um like dude why wouldn't he want to hear it still it was I he got like 5 Seconds of it out and I was like Jesus [ __ ] cuz most people do like they they do it over the top and they're like and they make him sound like [ __ ] Skeletor he sounds like this I think he sounds kind of like this Tyler fers was like on crazy on point on point yeah yeah I don't know it's all dude you know what I I was thinking about the other day there's been a lot of 911 talk on this podcast today dude and I love it dude but uh you know what I've been thinking about speaking of 911 is I want like a like an alternate reality if I could like if I could like have like an alternate reality for a day kind of thing you know what I mean um I want to I want like a couple weeks of life in a reality where George Bush is president when we have the technology that we have now with the smartphones and social media cuz I think that that would be so funny dude like he we're he's so lucky that he missed the meme the he missed the the meme era cuz some of the [ __ ] that he said dude some of his Greatest Hits dude like he did get like TV television memed I'm 33 oh okay we're the same age then he got like memd by the by the news just you know what I mean like and by like by like the pop culture by Comedians and stuff like that talk shows and [ __ ] talk shows and stuff dude but if Twitter was around for George W bush oh my God he get dusted oh my god dude he says like one of his quotes is like uh mothers is where families take flat wear Wings take Dream well dude he he said we Wings take dream he has one of the one of the best ones where he's just like what the one where he's golfing I forget exactly can we can we pull it up Tony can we pull up uh can we pull up it it's uh now now watch this drive yeah that's what he says cuz he just hits make sure the Bluetooth is connected I think I disconnected it earlier to the roadter too yeah it's a solid it's a solid bit where he just says like we [ __ ] took these terrorists out now watch this drive yeah and then you have to turn the slider up one sec but yeah uh now watch this drive GDB GDB will get dusted by would been would be so dusted by Twitter yeah yeah yeah the memes would be so epic dude and the like oh man cuz he was just like the Bro oh you might have to hit it unclick it and then click it again Tony on the blue too sorry this [ __ ] thing we should have had this ready that was my bad should be good now yeah give it a rewind she's so funny looking dude oh yeah he's he's just like I'm trying to get this I'm trying to oh you might to turn the Bluetooth slider up is it up uh we might it's like dude he he he was just so interrupted while golfing he's like I got to get this over with yeah oh [ __ ] we got nothing typical me move dude not having the audio ready come on dude no worries they know it's all right he'll fix it yeah look it up but yeah dude if he would have existed when [ __ ] Reddit was around yeah oh there we go we got it to these terrorist All Nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist Killers turn up a little bit thank you now watch this drive dude and honestly like straight down the middle oh straight down the now on a a dude like that's honestly a little bit more dangerous than like a guy like that's why uh like a guy like Biden who he's not well he has the handicap of being dead for the past three years but like Biden like the the problem with uh GDB was he was so likable cuz like even being the even being like the dumb one yeah like you know just killed so many middle easers and [ __ ] he still seems like he'd be a solid hang and his dad was like the one of the most evil guys in in recent history right yeah he like ran the CIA and [ __ ] he was like wasn't there weird Nazi ties to him or some weird [ __ ] too I mean it probably goes so deep dude we could do we could do [ __ ] five more episodes about the Nazi ties to [ __ ] with the government dude that's what I was uh I just finished up this audio book about this dude Alan Dulles who was like the first director of the CIA and it's like it's a long book and like the first four or five chapters are just about like the first two chapters are like he loved the Nazis who George Bush no no Alan Dulles in the in the CIA is like he loved the Nazis and then like the next couple chapters are like here's all the Nazis he helped at the nurburg trials [ __ ] yeah and then you have like uh I think it was Operation Paperclip clip because like I was just talking to a comic about this the other night shout out uh Chandler I forget his last name but I love him so much with the long hair and the glasses yeah Chandler he's cool as [ __ ] yeah I'm really bad on names but Chandler's the [ __ ] man cuz we were talking about this [ __ ] the [ __ ] other night and I was like thank you I was like I haven't had I I haven't had I haven't found someone to spazz on this stuff with so he's like my favorite person in all you are just sitting at Creek going man I wish somebody would ask me about the nurg trials right now no I'm I'm down to talk like if you like when Lam mer comes up to me as like let's talk about wrestling I'm the same energy on wrestling when I'm doing my [ __ ] with Mike eaten and we're talking about food I'm the same [ __ ] on food but it's like get me going on like conspiracies and [ __ ] like that I'm like let's [ __ ] go but um I've been waiting for this yeah wait well oh oh that yeah it was like operate yeah oh we were joking about this with like Operation Paperclip is where they got all the like it was the process to get like all the Nazi scientists over here and like in NASA and [ __ ] like that yeah and it's basically like yeah you know they're the most evil group of dudes ever but they were the best at science like that's how like the Nazi party uh rose up they were just they were good at figuring out how to like control a government you know what I mean a bunch of Jew hating dorks yeah cuz well they weren't um they the Nazi party was not the like majority opinion when they first came out but they like got into government and they figured out how to like rig everything to help them out and then eventually over time when they just got bigger more people just like got on board and [ __ ] like that but also at the same time like the other reason they were able to just [ __ ] go into France and [ __ ] [ __ ] them and [ __ ] up Poland and [ __ ] like that is they just had better [ __ ] and they just were like better at doing all that stuff and also France the France was funny because they just had the whole Army methed up they had them on like super ultra meth so they just they were just relentless on France for like 3 days straight and France is like oh no like we're like what are we doing we can't do this uh but yeah like we were after World War II our government was like damn their scientists are [ __ ] good they're evil they're evil but they're [ __ ] good so they got them over here and like yeah there's just been yeah it's it's always funny when the government is like you know they're like we're worried about Nazis and white nationalist it's like you guys have [ __ ] loved Nazis forever you lion [ __ ] Ling [ __ ] yeah yeah you've been on you've been on Team Nazi for decades big up in the Z's for a while dude funniest uh do you remember the one Super Bowl commercial when Volkswagen was like they did a commercial talking about their like history and whatever and they just so happened to start their history around like 46 or 47 you're like you guys were a company before that what' you do before that yeah would you do oh oh you left out the part the Super Bowl commercial where you made all the cars for the Nazis and [ __ ] but even with the cars like the Volkswagen's a dope car you know what I mean and then like Hugo Boss made all the uniforms and like they were sick you know you kind of got to like look left or right but you're like I mean the outfits were kind of cool dude yo take that thing off your arm you guys [ __ ] suck but those outfits are aren't bad yo take that weird shaped thing off your arm dude dude you know what the funniest thing about um everything else would be fun I I'm listening to this one audio book The Rise and Fall the Third Reich and the one thing that keeps popping up is that they were all like in like embedded in the Nazi party they were all just like rampant homosexual deviants just like doing the weird and then you hear that and then you look at Hitler and there's like these like the funniest pictures of Hitler is when he's like not in uniform when he's just chilling his leader hosing and he just looks like a pudgy like you know those dudes are he's like a skinny fat dork and then he like he talks about like the master race and it's always like blond hair blue eyes Aran who's so [ __ ] tall and jacked and if he hung out he'd be like I'm cool too and like and then you look at Hitler and he was just like dude he's just like a failed yeah just a failed artist dork who [ __ ] like had a shitty haircut and he like looked dumb and he looked like a little [ __ ] he got molested when he was young yeah and it's like oh [ __ ] and it's like oh yeah it's like your [ __ ] your uh Master race Uber mench is just some dude you want to fill you up [ __ ] it you're like oh yeah Hitler was just an evil gay dude that's hilarious dude nah dude that you see that a lot in government it's like that's why it's that's why um acceptance of gay people [ __ ] rules cuz it's like there's so many there's so many evil closeted gay dudes in the government yeah and it's like I think that's like the closeted gay dude could can has the propensity to be like the evilest entity why is that that there's so many of these like old like lawmaker dudes in suits that just want to get filled up just want to get their ass plugged and Su [ __ ] why is that I don't know what it is it could be like some sort of well CU if you think about it think about if like you're it's if your existence is reprehensible to like massive Society you're going to want to get into a position of power to change everyone's perception or like get back at them so I think like you know is like yeah I think that's why a lot of like [ __ ] closeted nasty closeted gay dudes like get into government and [ __ ] [ __ ] like that I don't know I you I don't know it's just the thing I've been thinking on and stuff but like dude like back in the It's Kind thinking about nasty closeted gay speaking about nasty gays that's what I do when I sit at home you're what are nasty gays up to rocking back and forth of those plastic chairs with holes in them at Creek going God I just wish somebody would ask me about nasty closeted gay men how many you out here a nasty case n dude no cuz like it's it's not me hating on gays like I [ __ ] the the gays that just like Let It Ride you know what I mean they're like the funnest [ __ ] dudes we're talking about the gay dudes that go to court hearings to try and pass laws that that are NE negatively affect gay people but they're secretly also gay that's so weird I got to tell you I met the sickest gay dude at Maggie May the other night ni last night I was doing a set and I have this joke about Pride where I go like yeah I basically like it's coming a lot you know what I mean like where you see you'll see like there'll be like dudes and assless chaps this is the part of the joke I do where I go there's dudes and ass I literally saw a video this dude in assless chaps was like walking as dog slave and I go what's that part like what like that's maybe you who's proud about that maybe you stay home weirdo what are you doing dude um and then I I I bring up I bring up Pride I go you guys like Pride out here and there's just like you know just the dude ruled flaming [ __ ] he was no he was in the front like and I was like you don't like Pride dude he was just like nice that's perfect he goes I got to tell you I'm probably the worst gay ever nice love hearing that and I go what does that mean he's like I'm the gayest guy you'll ever meet but I'm also the most homophobic guy you'll ever meet you're like this guy's my friend immediately and I was jalu I was like hell yeah dude me too and then I was like you want to hang out later and yell slurs and he was like I'd love it dude that guyy is awesome what a legend R was the crowd freaking out at Maggie B or was it just you and him having a conversation the silent room it was actually a bummer cuz like you don't nor I love Maggie Mays but you don't normally see it [ __ ] packed right cuz I think they had like a Longhorns game yesterday so there were like people out and it was packed but like back of the room didn't really give a [ __ ] front of the room was like mixed and then eventually I got him but yeah it was like the front of the room were vibing out with that gay dude nice but no I think it just stems from people like living a lie it's not even like I know we're joking but it's not even like Centric on gay people it's like it's people living a lie yeah that end up can create like you know what I mean like you ever just like have a [ __ ] secret you know you don't like or you don't want to hold on to or whatever and and you want to like when you're actively trying to hide it it like turns you into a nastier person you know what I mean I don't know like have you ever cheated on a girl no I did that I did once in like college and I like I I I cheated on this girl and then I remember dude like I'm actually like a decent boyfriend if I cheat on you cuz you just get surprised with gifts every month cuz I just I uh yeah I just you're just pushing down the pain I would just randomly like feel bad about it and I would just be like oh I got you flowers oh my God you're so sweet but yeah no I remember just like and you've been with your girl for a long time now right about a decade are you guys married officially or no yeah been married for like 6 years I just don't my finger got [ __ ] up and I don't wear my ring cuz it doesn't fit anymore by [ __ ] up do you mean bigger Andy no I'm no I got uh I got my hand caught in a a metal rolling gate at work [ __ ] and it like annihilated this Pinky and like kind of [ __ ] up the skin on here and then my ring never fit after that and I just I also just don't like rings I think they're annoying to wear all day I'll still if we're going out to like a nice dinner or meeting like hang out with like normal people I'll wear it or whatever but I also noticed too you get more chicks [ __ ] bothering you if you wear a ring really yeah not that I'm like I got too many chicks bothering me really dud yeah I'm not sure though I think I think there's been times where girls flirt with me and I just don't notice it because I'm not trying I don't want to sound like a [ __ ] cornball but it's like I don't I don't spend my time trying to like get other chicks attention and [ __ ] like that I spend zero % of my yeah so I just don't I don't like [ __ ] notice it yeah it's not a lot of people can relate to us on that cuz cuz we've been I've been with my girl for 11 years and so and 11 faithful years [ __ ] Andy no I'm just kidding I only I only cheated the one time in college and I learned your lesson I didn't like it and I was like I'm I didn't like it I did not like it I got to be honest I didn't like it it wasn't fun it wasn't fun after it felt bad um but no like uh what was I going to say oh but uh the the whole being with your the like I actually [ __ ] wrote something down about this to talk about this kind of subject but it was like because because we've been in the same we're in that same boat and it's like dude when the homies are out on the hunt their eyes just like glaze over you know what I mean you're just like dude yeah like when your single friend's like I'm so excited to get [ __ ] [ __ ] I go that's so exhausting I said this I think I said this on panties recently like all the [ __ ] I've gotten has gotten me I don't get like I don't Yeah it's gotten me pussy's been like would you like to be in beside me and I go I would love to ma'am yeah I've never not not saying never but like the [ __ ] the chase well like I remember in college it would be like a uh and this was different times when uh [ __ ] me toing was still cool uh but but no for real there was like a thing of like it was almost like a uh what was it it almost felt like you're [ __ ] like David Blaine where you're just like it's like hold out hold out if I just like if I stay at this bar long enough some chick will [ __ ] or I'll find a chick that I can [ __ ] or whatever the [ __ ] like and I was like bro just pretending some random drunk [ __ ] at a bar is interesting just to Hope hopes that they'll [ __ ] them and then you get them back and that's like a whole [ __ ] thing and then you have to try to like see if you can get them to leave or or you got to deal with it in the morning yeah I that's all so exhausting and then I always like I may you know I I could have used a little bit more in my uh uh in my rookie season but I probably could have used a little bit more but it always it always found its way to me enough like uh fairly regularly that I never I never question it I dude I have a I have a I have a uh like a weirdly low number of people I've had I've only had six four people in my life how many four okay yeah so I I'm and they're all been they've all been like uh I was talking about this on the last episode with with my homie but it was like they've all been like different like the Goldilocks like a girl that I like really liked that didn't want to be with me and then a girl that I was like to your first one with I was in like a long-term relationship and then after that it was like a girl that I like really didn't want to hang out with and then a girl I really wanted to she didn't want me to and then I found one that was just right you know what I mean I well I basically I didn't get a lot of [ __ ] bro no it's all good dude no it's a flex no dude [ __ ] [ __ ] it's a flex dude I didn't get a lot of it's actually yeah it's a flex now dude well no it's not a flex well no I I know for me it got to a point where I was like oh yeah I like checked all I checked all the not all of them cuz uh I really wish I would have had sex with a black lady just like seeing my my pink penis going in and out of black cheeks it would have been such a sight to see that and also I was a real uh I really this is another part of me if I could everyone always says like if you could talk to your younger self I would just tell them I'd be like stop being so stingy like [ __ ] a big girl dude like I that's my other that's my other oh and I never had sex with an Asian lady but those are those are my only three uh like yeah I [ __ ] found me mostly it was always fit White Chicks yeah yeah it's so weird it's just the hottest white girls just found me was it always it was no I I hate to no [ __ ] bragging so [ __ ] annoying but I did my friends would make jokes where they were like what the [ __ ] do you do cuz like myr the ladies I would get with the like the attraction disparity would be pretty uneven would be like I like I don't know I think I'm a good hang I don't know that's the thing people don't talk about in relationships it's like you're going to [ __ ] for like a minuscule amount of time realistically every week you're going to like like percentage wise compared to how long you're hanging you're going to [ __ ] a minuscule amount of time every week so you got to be a good hang the rest of the time that was like why that's why a lot of like you know there's oh so many beautiful [ __ ] [ __ ] but like they're just like I would see some i' be like you're the you have to be the worst hang oh yeah but um yeah no I like I definitely had I like I definitely had my fair share of like types of ladies you know what I mean where you're like you know personality types like wholesome girl with big titties super [ __ ] girl with big titties the like the hot girl that is like you'd see like the stupid hot girl you'd see at the club that is only going to go for a dude in a Lamborghini and [ __ ] like that and then the like trailer park ski you know i' I've I've run the gamut I've run the gamut in tight in types and then when I met the lady who ended up being my wife I was like oh you're incredibly pretty you're fun to you know have relations with love you baby and uh I was like you're the you're like the sickest hang you know what I mean so% and that's how I feel too cuz yeah I couldn't imagine like what you're saying just like the court the courting dude seems so crazy it seems exhausting I talk to some of my single friends and I'm like dude this seems so [ __ ] exhausting they're also they're also happy to be getting [ __ ] but clearly visibly unhappy and they they're like I don't know what's wrong with me dude like I just don't feel good or anything but anyway I got to get out of here I'm going to go [ __ ] this girl from Tinder and then we're never going to speak again yeah we're going to have no no emotional connection well it always yeah it it's like that's your problem the older I got too it just seemed like it's like you know I only have so much time every day and I'm G to make I'm going to make the second half of my day suck ass so I could have a one like let's be real like 10 minutes with this chick dude I could I couldn't imagine penciling in [ __ ] right now yeah I couldn't imagine penciling penciling in the The Grind for [ __ ] right now y let me ask let me ask you this because I remember when I was in like high school the biggest thing would be like uh you want to like [ __ ] for like half an hour to an hour and now that I'm older and you kind of like know the moves and you know how to like you know how to beat the boss quicker you're like dog if this goes past 10 minutes I'm gonna kill myself she's gonna be upset she's gonna be bored I can't IM like I can't I remember like I remember one time yeah like the first couple times I had sex it was only like a couple minutes yeah and then I remember one time you're and then it's like you find out at some point you're gay if you're not lasting yeah yeah and then one time I remember the first time I had sex for like it was at it was like the cuz I had a girlfriend in high school and we we did a bunch of like trial runs and then eventually at like on the seventh or eighth time I got like 40 minutes in and I remember being so hyped about that and if you told me like now at 34 we're going to [ __ ] for 40 minutes yo what that's like we're going to put Marvin Gay on that's like two episodes of One Piece man there's going to be oils I've wasted my time in this [ __ ] dude hang on Baby I got to stream this uh can we finish it up I got to beat the boss yeah I'm about to I'm about to 100% XCOM too I only have one life left my health bar is low my stamina bar is low nah I just yeah sorry I was about to get I was about to get too honest my wife doesn't like when I get in depth on our sex life that's why I talk that's why uh uh I talk at euphemisms yeah yeah yeah I uh [ __ ] I forgot what I was going to say um there are I there there are things I think single dude should get out of the way cuz I think it's like CU there's so many great things about a committed loving relationship but also like make sure you get like roadhead before you do that yeah that's not that's not yeah or like maybe like you know try to like like [ __ ] public a couple times and stuff CU it's like yeah I like PE I I was trying to tell people like if you have a good girl at their core they're not going to change after you get married but also let's be real the percentage of married L I'll speak vaguely the percentage of married ladies giving roadhead you're like so make sure before you get married you get enough roadhead in and [ __ ] like that she pull the dick out of her mouth to go do you know where you're going like we're going to be late to your mother-in-law or your mom it's just not the same could you imagine like that pitch like it's a Tuesday morning and you're like you're like hey honey I've been thinking about it and uh let's [ __ ] public tomorrow well that that is where no that is where [ __ ] does change cuz you got to be uh you got to embrace Like Making Love cuz making love can be pretty sick like the end of Zach and Mary Make a Porno where they're just laying on each other a long time yeah at the very end when uh Seth Rogan [ __ ] uh Elizabeth Banks so sick which is just such fat guy booking for a movie that's such yeah perfect Elizabeth Banks you're going to let Seth Rogan put his PUD in you um that showed us all we could do it dude yeah it gave us all inspiration but no at the at the end scene of that it's just them like laying on when they finally [ __ ] it's just them laying on top of each other just grinding stuff just normal yeah and it's like but like people don't talk about like that can [ __ ] rule you know what I mean cuz it's like once you start cuz I think when you're younger you [ __ ] based off of like highlights from porn and you [ __ ] like there's a camera in the corner it depends on how much porn has destroyed your brain at that point yeah yeah and you you I feel like yes fair enough at least for me cuz like nowadays with all the choking stuff that I'm hearing about oh yeah you know like dude did I tell you I didn't I don't know if I talked about this on panties or not but I realized I I didn't sign up for only fans for a while and then there was this like there's this one chick I kept seeing on Instagram that I could always like look up on uh Reddit her [ __ ] on Reddit and then eventually that like wasn't on Reddit and I was in a very vulnerable horny moment so I broke and I got her I got her only fans and I started watching it and like this chick's one of the top only fans Creator and she like makes her own content and she like [ __ ] in it and [ __ ] like that so but you got to assume like if she's making her own content she's [ __ ] how she wants to [ __ ] yeah and it was always very like meat and potatoes like standard [ __ ] and then I was just like you're not doing any of the like wild [ __ ] and then you realize you're like oh oh it made me like realize how like [ __ ] unnecessarily AG aggressive most porn is yeah cuz you're like oh yeah she this is how she's [ __ ] in these videos how she wants to [ __ ] and then you realize like that's where like porn's like really [ __ ] up cuz you start to realize like if you watch like if you watch a lot of the I don't know if mainstream's the right word but like a lot of the big porn websites yeah you start realizing they use the same general amount of dudes and then pair that up with there's a guy usually directing it so I realized this I was like Dam I was like damn you're like if you're letting porn influence how you want to [ __ ] chicks you're literally letting like 20 guys like dictate how you [ __ ] chicks that's the gayest thing ever cuz you're just like oh cuz I started realizing that when I was like you started seeing the same dudes pop up and you're like am I just [ __ ] based off of these like couple performers and [ __ ] like that and you're like God and that's when you realize like I always say people try to go like no fap I go no that'll drive you insane that'll turn you into a person that nobody wants to be around it's I I'm a big proponent of maintenance faps maintenance faps maintenance faps you know what I mean cuz it's like you know dude you have to do it people have to do it on the road dude sometimes you have to tell your boy hey you need to go into Planet Fitness right now [ __ ] rub one out dude you're being a [ __ ] or you get your buddy being like how long you going to be out yeah I don't know I if if I don't well that was like that was the funny thing when me and Nate went to Raleigh where we realized like oh [ __ ] and that's when we realized we were like addicted cuz we were there for like 2 days total like we got there Friday left uh Sunday morning but it was like about two days total and we both kind of like had that moment we like oh we can't jerk off for two days and then even like the bathroom I hate when hotels do this the [ __ ] the door to the bathroom was just one of those sliding doors yeah which just makes [ __ ] and stuff weird cuz it's like I'm not I need to have like the plastic strip and the door shut and I need to hear like Chunk on the [ __ ] door when it shut the [ __ ] smell's going to seep through these [ __ ] two pieces of wood on rollers yeah and it's just like that's not enough separation so it's like yeah [ __ ] jerking it that weekend wasn't even remotely a [ __ ] consideration about it no it was we made it we made it don't worry it's not like we like [ __ ] broke and just started making out one night like I just need Nate please I just need to bust no but we were like oh that's so funny that it was like the thought popped into both of our heads yeah but yeah no my rule of thumb is like jerking off's fine maybe try not to watch the violent [ __ ] yeah maybe occasionally because I've been with girls that like to get choked and slapped around and stuff like that like girls like that there seems to be a level of normal with that stuff but there's a point of there just like what there's a lot of the violent [ __ ] that is just like are you mad at her yeah yeah I don't know I watch never into that like I was I watched like there's some of those websites that are just based around like uh head and like [ __ ] they'll be called like throated or something like that and I watched the one and it literally starts with like the guy like like grabs her throat and then he's just like yeah yeah and like aggressively and then he like threw her at the wall and I was like hi dude like what are you doing man yo chill yeah it they're they're ridiculous some of those are literally just that's when you got to realize like some of those porn websites are literally just a guy getting out his weird fetishes like there was there's one where the dude it was like you know there's like all those websites where it's like the girls F like clearly this is like one of you're watching her one of her first 10 and there's it'll just be in a dude's living room and then the one it was really creepy where the like the lights like were off and then like in the middle you were doing the thing I was doing the thing where you kind of like scroll ahead like let's get to a moment that would be a thing I'd want to do and whatever and then I just just skip ahead and he just has her in like a headlock God like what is this man like this is I don't know like I'm I this this someone maybe the guys who are like pedophile hunting should look for these guys like look for dudes who are headlock and chicks a little bit and [ __ ] shave their heads slippery slope from headlock and chicks to trying to get kids in your van no yeah it's definitely yeah I would say definitely go away from the violent [ __ ] I got I got to piss really quick where we at with time Tony hour and a oh [ __ ] you want to wrap this up up dude yeah I'm down word we could do we should do another one I feel like I could I feel like I could talk to you for hours yeah I can that's yeah I can y you just [ __ ] go uh plug your [ __ ] real quick uh I got a bunch of stuff I'll keep it quick definitely uh pains in the mouth with the main podcast but also if you uh if you like music there's drag the lake if you like conspiracies and uh social talk uh no more Heroes I'm going 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