Conspiracy Theories & 300mg Edibles w/ Darian Irwin- Gorcast Podcast With Taylor Gorman Ep. 63

In this episode of GORCAST Podcast with Taylor Gorman, we sit down with Darian Irwin, a Stand Up Comedian in Austin, Texas who has been featured on Roast Battle. Taylor and Darian discuss riding a bike to Vegas for Skankfest, edibles on planes, and aliens coming to earth.

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Tune in as Taylor Gorman, vocalist of the touring metal band BYSTANDER, brings his unique perspective and passion for deep conversations to this engaging discussion. Whether you're a fan of music, comedy, or just love hearing from people who do cool sh*t, this episode is packed with valuable takeaways.

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Gast you are listening to gorcast you idiot I thought you said you were going to ride your bike here dude what happened to that I was I was that's what I was saying I was on a bike earlier and uh I [ __ ] I [ __ ] up the the rear wheel yeah just sitting on it you got to get some stronger Wheels dude no dude I got to get a bless person you got get I got be less people got people no the wheel is is like the best wheel you can get you walked into the bike store and they were like I actually legit I did ask the dude at one point because I just got it uh tuned up like a couple weeks ago and I was like can I put better wheels on here and he was like no man it don't get better than this brother he's like this is about as strong as are going to be and it is [ __ ] up oh [ __ ] dude you can't catch a break today brother you're tighten that little knobby right there yeah yeah I'm a pro dude I got it I got [ __ ] got this dude I can tighten it dude Daren Irwin what's up brother I'm glad to have you here we've been talking about doing this for so long and we're just both like I don't know lazy Stone idiots you smoke weed yeah yeah yeah okay good just making sure yeah making sure it's not just me we're just like oh dude I I'll see you like three days after we were supposed to do it and we're like oh that's happened a couple that has happened we going to do the podcast yeah yeah now we're [ __ ] doing it dude yeah whatever whatever dude I'd like to I'd rather say that I was busy yeah W people yeah no I was Nei was I was no there was a couple weeks I was out of town I know I know yeah yeah are you doing skang Fest again this year no no no you taking a year off after last I think yeah yeah I think we'll [ __ ] we'll let that yeah that's one of the things I wanted to ask you about because I I haven't had a chance to talk to you very much about it so last year you rode your you were like I'm going to ride my bike from uh your bicycle from uh from Austin to Vegas yeah right yeah and and did you make it all the way what a good idea huh dude what a you hear that you're like you know what that's something we should do no I did not I did not make it how far did you make it I made it uh very far we were uh three days from finishing when I [ __ ] was the end of the night and I hit a pothole and I went over the handlebars and I separated my shoulder and I was [ __ ] all other kinds of that was that was the the really bad that's what prevented me from continuing to write but I was also like cut up and [ __ ] it it sucked it sucked really bad actually and then uh then they get me f all was ruled they gave you FAL that ruled yeah yeah so now you see why the [ __ ] crack it was unbelievable it was unbelievable I I had I told this story on on on mik's podcast but we were uh uh when I was sitting there I had my shoulder was like like out right pulsating with P it just hurt so bad it would not stop hurting and um they're like all right we got got to set your shoulder and I was like I don't know how this is nuts and uh uh she goes without even talking to me she just goes all right give him x amount of fentanyl she that's what she said and I was like and I I was like what and she turned around she like whipped her head at me and she was like what it's medicine I was like all right dude we're allowed yeah I was like okay it's not against the rules in these four walls brother I guess well that's what I told I said uh I said well I don't know fentanyl is a scary word I feel like you just should have probably talked to me for she's like do you want it or not and I was in so much pain that I was like all right the yeah as soon as they gave it to me I was like can we break something else like what like hey how much how much r that you got can I leave with some of that it's nuts did they give me the patches no no no it was like intravenous my friends that were like super druggie party guy friends that never those guys that like never stopped doing all the drugs possible and you know what I mean like like you do that you do that for a little bit when you're in out of high school or whatever college and then like college age and then and then there's the homies that just you're you grow up and [ __ ] and then like years down the road you're like let's check in and see what they're oh you're still doing all the drugs possible that you can find those guys were like the first ones I ever heard of fentanyl with this was like [ __ ] over 10 years ago they their buddies dad was like terminally ill so that he had the patches and they would scrape it off the patches and smoke it out of 10 foil was like the most crap and it's like we're supposed to be Suburban middle class drug users you guys are doing something crazy why would you just take it off the patch and smok it because they're [ __ ] psycho drug addict kidss I don't know but what would be the benefit of that I don't know it's quicker I is it quicker I don't know do you know what's the difference between smoking Fentanyl and do you know I would just imagine it would just be so much quicker and free basing [ __ ] right off where their dad can't tell that they're doing it you know oh yeah I don't know that sucks you made you go to put your patch on your kids already taking all the fentanyl off of it you're like God this is shit's not working on anymore that ruin your day dude but yeah so you got fentanyl in the hospital and you were scared of it because the pr for fentanyl is horrible right now yeah well that's what will it will kill you right that's the drug they're like this wheel like less than a [ __ ] grain of salt or something or you're going to be addicted forever and die you know and we see those zombies every day it's like this is what you'll become if you [ __ ] do too much fanol yeah might eating yeah exactly if you do too much fentanyl you'll become Mike eaten yeah if you can do Fentanyl and keep eating that then you become Mike eaten yeah that would incredible most people go one or yeah exactly it makes most people nauseous and not hungry Mike it just revs his engine dude he just has to hit the dve I had a we had a buddy our buddy Jared back in the day uh he Subway huh Subway yeah Subway yeah Subway Jared yeah dude he uh he was this like he was really big like Jolly dude and this was when we were when yeah sandwiches loved kids yeah yeah Lov sandwiches yeah you know it's a lot of things are L I haven't seen him in a while I haven't heard from him in quite a while so maybe it was he's doing all right yeah dude but Jared would he would uh we would it was during our like experimental drug phase in in like right out of high school and we were we were doing ecstasy pills like the dirty ones with like the Dolphins on them like the good the fun ones fun yeah those were fun I've never done ecstasy really no it was I missed the dirty ecstasy when it was cut with a bunch of horrible [ __ ] you know like everyone wants to do Molly now but like the the pills were fun cuz you never know what you're going to get you know what I mean and then but anyway these on SC the [ __ ] out of no it's [ __ ] up yeah I actually but uh but we would do these Blue Dolphins and he would get hungry and it was the most disgusting because on ecstasy food is just like disgust the idea of eating is just disgusting to most people yeah and uh and he would get he would get high on ecstasy and we'd all be like you know SM cigarettes and whatever and drinking and he'd be like dude let's go to Taco Bell right now yeah and i' I watched this we were all on ecstasy watching this dude house like a whole remember those family packs they used to have soft tacos oh they do yeah yeah they rip yeah yeah they they rip I have them on the regular uh it's great value yeah but dude he would house like a whole 101 soft tacos right in front of us on ecstasy and we're just like how I'm going to go in the other room this is horrible I I would I I can't believe you guys ended up at Taco Bell that just seems like somebody's going to tell that guy hey that's not the that's not the Molly Vibe yeah this isn't the drug that you're supposed to do before Taco Bell no you're not supposed to I mean well I guess Taco Bell is a place if you're good stoned or drunk stoned or drunk right Taco Bell is not a not a a not an amphetamine spot really I don't know truthfully if there are any good amphetamine SP I guess a rave is is a F uh so I want to go back to your skankfest thing why did you want to do that why did you want to you riding your bike a lot and you were like I could [ __ ] ride my bike to Las Vegas I felt like my life was going too good you know what I mean [ __ ] was working out it was like it was really coming together and I needed a really big wrench to just get thrown in your gears yeah exactly so it was good for that how was it going better how was it going good how was it going good what things were what was going too good that you made you think that you needed a you needed to smack on that was a joke nothing was going good yeah and then it was going worse afterwards yeah I don't know if you heard I tried to ride a bike to Vegas you still haven't recovered from that yeah no did you just wake up no no I took an edible like a couple hours ago oh [ __ ] okay nice now you're cruising dude dude I can't do [ __ ] on I took a edible on the plane ride back here from Portland like last month and I thought it was like a 20 milligram and I took it like our flight was was supposed to board like pretty soon so I took it and I was like sweet by the time I'm on that plane it'll be hitting I'll be cruising I was like babe how much was in that edible and she was like it's 100 and I was like oh [ __ ] and then they're like your boarding is delayed for like 45 minutes and so I had to sit there and just [ __ ] let it all hit me and like my legs I was my legs were all like wiggling and I was like dude I need to like I still have to I'm past security but I still have to walk past that like lady hi scanning your [ __ ] ticket right before you get on the plane and I was just like dude if I can't [ __ ] I got to make it on this plane I looked over at my girl and I was like I have to make it on this plane did you think did you think you were going to die I don't know I didn't think I was going to die I just thought that maybe I would be like wobbly walking and they'd be like you're [ __ ] up you can't get on the plane that's what I was like the most concerned with you know what I mean like dude I how many edible milligrams did you take before you came here 200 oh my 200 yeah yeah but that's that's not that's uh yeah no I'm not dealing with it w thank you really you're not right now no I'm fine that' be my that's my biggest problem with taking Edibles on planes though that the reoccurring thought of like this plane is going to crash yeah or just like all the different options of like what could happen yeah yeah yeah turbulence hits different on Edibles I feel like everyone makes that mistake I like Edibles will be great on a flight and they're not and we never learn from our mistakes ever with that it's worse than taking an inet at a Taco Bell at least with a Taco Bell you can back out of the drivethru there no going back dude yeah [ __ ] yeah and then dude once you fall asleep and you feel like you feel like it's been two seconds and you wake up you finally fall asleep and then you just hear we're going to be landing in Austin soon you're just like oh we [ __ ] did it boys can you sleep on a plane I cannot I cannot uh depends sometimes yeah I can't what do you think about this raw dog and flights thing have you seen that oh that's so stupid I don't understand why people are doing I actually don't even buy it you think it's to totally fake totally fake totally makeing shut up no yeah absolutely you couldn't do I could cut that together you couldn't do it could I do it how long you think you could make it ra if you paid me enough I could do there should be no reason to do that for fun just H your brain just melting on a plane I'm going to get in an argument with the people next to me so anyway Trump rules right yeah exactly something crazy is going to happen I gotta have I gotta I gotta yeah and depending on who you're sitting next to you're like I mean you're he's like yeah and you're like oh no I mean Cala rules right just instantly change it just to just to get a rise yeah I don't I don't understand why you would I also yeah I just don't buy that they're even putting themselves through that yeah yeah yeah you can in like three in in three little Clips right you can make that make it look like you ride do a whole flight yeah yeah but you take a nap wake up take a nap wake up it's [ __ ] you're right everything's [ __ ] fake dude are you conspiracy guy um no no what does that mean who's asking what do you mean yeah exactly that's a good point are you are you I guess it's more like nowadays it's like what what level of like conspiracy dude are you cuz like we're just talking about this on our last episode it was like like conspiracies got old when like you're you had those friends that were like you're like oh dude did you see what happened in the news and they're like let me look up the conspiracy on this and you're like dude not everything can [ __ ] be you know but it can but it but it could but it could but it could how far am i what's your favorite what's your favorite right now what's your favorite one right now I don't know if I have a favorite I don't like that I don't have a favorite yeah uh but I will go as far as uh didn't it just didn't it just there it was like a few months ago didn't uh they discover that uh like some of the hijackers were FBI and for either informants or agents what for 911 yeah I don't know that was I think that's old news isn't it yeah yeah Matias is our chief cor Chief conspiracy correspondent he stays up until the we hours of night think I thought it was always believed but it like came out like it's a fact like yeah documents were released this like a few months ago yeah this is not that long ago can you find anything about it too I'll look for it yeah look for it we'll keep talking but yeah I don't know I feel like don't you feel like 9/11's kind of tired now like you can't even you bring it up people are just like we know yeah I think everybody knows yeah I was I was wondered if Co would be like that eventually too where people like we know K's going to get a sick documentary in like five years yeah for the guys that made Zeitgeist make [ __ ] yeah the same kind of thing with Co I don't know what would be the conspiracy with Co I thought we also kind of know everything about that too that I think we kind of do right it's like when you learn about all this stuff it doesn't matter you know what I mean like the more you learn the less it matters it's like it doesn't matter that you know the information doesn't affect anything or change anything you couldn't have done anything yeah you could know all the stuff and it doesn't matter yeah and and then you have those friends that just fill their [ __ ] mind their all their time is just filled with looking up all of the is that this guy all of the things is that this my birthday is 911 your birthday's 911 well happy birthday man he turned 11 on 911 that's cool see that's conspiratorial you're not going to believe this part yeah ready I bet you I will he's a twin okay Twin Towers oh wow wow him and his twin brother him and his twin brother turned 11 on 911 yeah the buildings are shaped like 11s the buildings are shaped like 11 that's I you know what I'd never noticed that and my little brother bir opposite 119 I [ __ ] you not really yeah I'm dead oh wow it's a very it's very strange what's your name I mean yeah everyone called me a terrorist Maas abbar uh I can't find anything right now you can find the conspiracy theories of anything SC dude they scrubed it oh they scrubbed dude they found the [ __ ] passports the day of on the [ __ ] ground ridic that is so [ __ ] let me scoot over this Rubble oh look what I found a perfectly pristine passport yeah of the guys that hijack the planes wow what a kinkad dink the whole PR impressive if if they didn't plant that well on the insurance policy that was taken out on the building the day before like a month before here we go I told you yeah the psychosis was conspiracies is so crazy just like the more you learn about it and the more right you are the crazier you are to everyone else like okay give it a rest being right about stuff all the time's the plane that supposedly uh you know crashed into the Pentagon and it just so happened to hit the audit office yeah where they were auditing all that money that disappeared where what's his face Donald Rumsfeld I think yeah like 2.3 trillion or some some crazy amount of money [ __ ] insurance money no plane pieces were found at the Pentagon and they scrubbed all the surveillance station across the street that had a camera pointing at it and like the FBI went over there and was like we're going to [ __ ] there's you know there's a Taco Bell now this is true story there's a Taco Bell now where that plane crashed really yeah no it's the food court no way yeah it is they put a Taco Bell on commemorative Taco Bell like God Bless America they're like What's the most American thing we can do to commemorate the the you know the bombing or the the towers uh no no no no at the P the wing of the Pentagon that that plane struck is now the food CT where there sits a real life Taco Bell yeah yeah I think I've remember seen something about that he's on it dude you could have been making that up and he would have just been like oh yeah I've seen yeah I knew that I think they put like they put that in there so they don't have to go out of the Pentagon to go get food so they can stay in there yeah well it makes sense that the Pentagon has a Food Corp I just think it's funny that they put a taco right where the plane hit yeah yeah I I mean I think that's pretty funny it's pretty good dude uh yeah I mean I don't know 911 is probably not everything that they told us no that's where I'm nothing is no it's no all of it's not what they tell us but what the [ __ ] are we going to do about when are they going to tell us what's real dude why why would they why why not what would it hurt if they just were like hey everything here's here's what's really going on our entire way of life would collapse but how I mean you know what I mean like social structure I just mean if you check the news and they were like listen guys gas is [ __ ] high and I'm sorry Vanguard and black rock own everything they would be caught lying yeah but what if they just came out and just said all that stuff to us that we already know that they're doing all dirty and behind and just were like hey look this is how it is well they still haven't said anything about JFK back in the day and they won't still and they won't yeah they're not going to admit what they're doing I just think it'd be kind of cool you know yeah be sick as [ __ ] but they're not how would it play out how but you're saying you're saying why don't they do this yeah right it's about control what reason would they have to do it I guess none like but it would be in their best interest to Li to not do yeah but they already have total full control right what it's what how would it play out to keep if they did if they did like if they were just like guys if we woke up tomorrow in Twitter the the the politicians were like guys let's we're going to lay it all out yeah like what what are the ramifications we're just G to get mad and do nothing about it if they laid out if they started just laying [ __ ] out that would make me feel like oh there's something else huge happening that they don't want this is throwing us a bone like they're going to tell us the family secrets before Dad dies no I think like if if they started talking like 911 is [ __ ] we didn't go to the Moon they just started what if one one a day they're just starting to do one a day out of here I'm out of here they start doing one a day I'm out of here the last one if they started doing that like there would be such [ __ ] unrest and they would all be down in their bunkers watching the world [ __ ] blow up really think there be what are Americans gonna do if the if the White House tweets guys you got us you're totally right about this and that we're going to do daily drops have you met these guys no I know I'm just saying like like I feel like we're too we're too lazy like I feel like I feel like where were you like 3 years ago do you remember all that [ __ ] that happened them burning down all those buildings cuz that one guy died yeah but that's for that's for that's like the one person that's like the crazy anti for people doing it against cops or whatever that's like a time they are right-wing versions of those people that exist too they'll fre and they have guns yeah they will flip out dude no yeah but then but then you look at like January 6 was pretty embarrassing it was LE more Le more embarrassing than it was scary right like those people didn't show up with guns and do anything cool right they just [ __ ] were like taking pictures on their phone and like you know sh sh n chair yeah you don't maybe you don't remember though it was still kind of a [ __ ] uh uh scary time it was kind of scary I kind of remember yeah yeah it wasn't when it was happening it didn't it felt goofy afterwards where there was like oh they didn't really do anything but at the time you're like oh my God our country is falling apart that's what it felt like you're like watching you're on the news they're overrunning the capital you're like holy [ __ ] yeah that would happen but part of me just thinks that there would be like maybe a little bit of that if they were doing daily drops of like realness you know what I mean from the White House but then like it would kind of move along like the next HW Tua thing would happen and everybody's like attention would just divert if they start coming out it's because aliens are real and they need to get to that one or something right yeah it's just bad news what do you think happens if aliens are real tomorrow what do people what what how does the world react do is there Riot to alens the today yeah like like if if tomorrow they [ __ ] you know do a a video chat and they're like what's up this is from like Province okay you know planet and then and then they're like they've been around for a long time like everything you know we've been keeping this stuff from you like just wanted to put it out there you guys have a good day you know back to work you know what I mean you think that's how it would be I don't know like how do you I'm asking I'm if aliens I'm trying I'm trying to paint a picture in my head about it okay if aliens were real what would what would change like yeah how like I'm talking day one reaction what are we thinking what do what what do you think it would be like I guess it's it's really up to them right I mean the aliens are going to be the ones that set the tone not us you think yeah okay what are the T what are the options e either we're all dead well like okay either we're all dead I mean if they're talking to us I it wouldn't make sense if they're I think if they're talking to us then that's a good sign CU they wouldn't be talking to us if it wasn't if they were just going to fly us right they would just take care of that yeah Christmas Eve or something they probably pick a good they probably pick like a fun day depends so it depends on who's announcing it okay if some dudes like aliens are real but we haven't made contact with them that's a big issue okay but if uh the aliens are the ones actually talking to us everything's cool like if they're like yo what up it's finally time we've yeah you know and they bypass the government you know what I mean we've been watching y'all for a minute yeah you guys are tight you guys are tight as [ __ ] listen you guys got problems but some of you taking INF phetamine to Taco Bells that's crazy but we can work on that you know some of you are smoking fentanyl off tenf foil but we can fix that you know what I'm saying though if they show us the aliens I think that's good news you mean it's bad you think if the aliens come to us but if the it's good news but if we if we're shown by if White House goes we got aliens imminent that's not good that's not good okay that means they're coming yeah you think it's going to be like the [ __ ] Marvel movies where they like rip a hole in the sky and come in and just level New York City with ships and ship like from Halo like what is it what what's it what's going to happen I don't think it's going to be like Marvel movies that would be sick that would be are just movies that would rule I don't even like Marvel movies no it's fine you don't like Marvel movies who doesn't like Marvel movies I don't know you like Marvel no you're two to one brother settle down yeah I mean I don't care I don't care about it but they're good like both of our asses dude actually we'll settle down dude we love Marvel we love Marvel all right I have no interest inever you but you don't even find them entertaining as movies nope no I don't even watch them even look at well then how the [ __ ] would you know I I I stopped watching Avengers too I stopped that's when I stopped that's when I bowed out I think Iron Man was the last one I saw Star Wars nothing no oh even worse Star Wars sucks Star Wars worse even worse I mean the original Three are fine yeah here we go yeah but now we're getting somewhere after that yeah wow you guys like anything I don't care for like comic books like that stuff like superhero stuff like that I think it's kind of he's just he's just too deep down the conspiracy Rabbit Hole everything's fake and gay to him so he doesn't like anything fun yeah just a Negative Nancy the [ __ ] what do yeah what do you like yeah what do you like to I don't I think anime is way better than [ __ ] superhero [ __ ] okay all right better stories I all right it's just funny to call it [ __ ] and you're like anime that is funny as hell I think cartoons with like gay undertones are [ __ ] you know is way cooler than [ __ ] Superman yeah just a bunch of rip Jack dudes getting dirty in the mud beating each other up yeah yeah Superman sucks though that's a bad example I mean the Batman movies like Batman rips the Christopher Nolan Batman are unreal unreal movies those are sick I dig those a lot that'd be crazy if you're like if you said you didn't like those I would have left exctly would left I would have left ifwh the Marvel why did I show up here I thought it was the edibles but I just don't like you guys honestly dude those movies were crazy good I think I saw the The Dark Knight in theaters like two or three times I one time nobody would go back to see it with me I wouldn't watched it by myself I watch and I was like this is great I should do this more I filmed one scene once with like a I got oh I got in so much trouble really yeah dude it was crazy they they they pulled us out of the movie theater we were in like handcuffs it was like it was nuts I guess they that theater had had a problem with some dude like making bootlegs from that theater or whatever so I guess they thought it was me I was like 12 years old but I was already like six five I looked it looked insane I looked like a middle-aged [ __ ] guy when I was 12 so they pulled me out of the theater and they had us like up against the wall and like handcuffs who do you work for yeah yeah I'm like I'm just some kid I'm like I like the pencil thing so it's like it's like it's like a High School Junior with a summer job like pushing you up against the wall who is he it was who do you work for it just some security guy and then they had called the cops and I was like dude what is going on people with those jobs that kind of [ __ ] is just the most interesting thing to happen to them in months so they have to take advantage of it you know what I mean like the security at a movie theater they're just like sweeping up popcorn with that little [ __ ] handle handled dust pan you know and then like they're like hey we got a code n in the uh [ __ ] Dark Knight right now this guy filming with this [ __ ] take him down right now it's like the biggest deal I work with those guys where it's like it's where uh um like the the normal Vulcan guys are usually fine but like every once in a while we'll have like a big event so we'll have to bring on extra security guys and they're all guys who nothing has happened to so those guys always end up getting into a fight with somebody and it's [ __ ] they're looking for it yeah exactly it's just so like the other the other night some [ __ ] some uh some guy that we had hired for extra security some uh like older 45-year-old [ __ ] doughy ass dude like walked into the bar he wasn't supposed to be or he was he actually had permission to be there he was a friend of one of the bartenders he goes in and then this other guy just was like hey you can't be in here and the guy's like oh no it's cool my buddy works here and then the other guy just swung at him no and just like decked him put him on the ground and then just threw him out of said you can't be in here yeah like dude what the [ __ ] you what are you doing this is a comedy show dude he just hit some yeah he just hit some guy yeah way to [ __ ] the energy and then he's like talking [ __ ] afterward he's like yeah dude I [ __ ] you tried to step to me and I decked him I was like you're 25 and you're 6 fo5 and you're [ __ ] black you're 240 you're in great shape and you just beat the [ __ ] out of like a [ __ ] substitute teacher that's drunk actually dude you suck in this right now like this is pick on someone your own size I hate I hate dudes like that well you see it you see it in comedy too where it's just like uh people will start talking [ __ ] or doing stuff and it just comes from a place of like oh you're bored like you actually don't have anything going on and this is sad this is the you're obsessed with the tea yeah cuz all all you got is [ __ ] tea time and you're a guy yeah you know what I mean this dude's acting like straight up women out here dude yeah what the [ __ ] are you talking about spilling tea gossip the gossip in the comedy scene is kind of crazy I just kind of sit back and try to like let it happen not ick also kind of learn you learn the hard way from like music is like even worse oh I'm sure yeah cuz it's like music is funny because like in comedy if you're well sometimes it happens with certain people that that uh you know get blacklisted and then you can't do anything with those people I guess but um but like with uh if you're B player like you know was a [ __ ] to somebody at the show right they'll be like somebody will go tell 20 people that that whole band is [ __ ] full of [ __ ] and it'll like it's like having one rotten Orange in with like the you know what I mean and so it's like there's so many bands been tainted from like one dude that sucks you know yeah whereas like with in com comedy you just have to like be a good person yourself and that's all you have to worry about it's like the band you have to worry about like I have to be a good person and then it's like are you guys all [ __ ] I just want to be I want to be a musician you ever see like a drummer where he's like hauling his [ __ ] in you know like can you imagine having all the same problems as a comedian but you also have to like carry around this drum set yeah it doesn't make any sense it sucks so bad dude or a tuba that'd be the worst that being classical musician would at least at least with like metalol oh my God just our bass players play standup base oh really just a [ __ ] nerd walking around with a [ __ ] dude sucks we shout out Austin we love you buddy I can't imagine though I can't imagine like if somebody signs something like the because the way it happens in comedy where it's like somebody gets something and then everyone's just like that [ __ ] guy yeah and I can't imagine that level in in music must be it's probably pretty similar what's different I'm just thinking about right now is like and i' I've talked about this before on here but it's like you don't really bomb in music like even like you would like I've always said you would have to [ __ ] your pants on stage physically and then even so if you like changed your pants and finished the set they'd be like you [ __ ] did it man you know what I mean like yeah and so it's like at least you wouldn't there's no situation where you would be like bombing that that I just bombed energy and then you have to pack your drums up and lug your [ __ ] out after you bombed you know dude it's got to have happened somewhere where some but I don't know music music like there is a little bit and I think that might be why I started doing stand is because it's just like there's you you're you need a ego check I think you know like a lot of musicians out there need an ego like yeah cuz they just it's hard to like it's like am I tight all the time right do I always rule right you know cuz I every time I go on stage everybody's like you rule you know and it's like good set dude you know it's like and then in comedy you don't need nobody needs to tell you right it's like you you lock eyes with your you lock eyes with your buddy that just watched you eat [ __ ] and he's like he's like you'll get him next time Soldier really bad thing from the bear yeah you need to get that guy out of your life you can't have people around telling you you're going to get him next time yeah cuz you're not yeah you're not it's really disappointing it is yeah yeah actually I haven't nobody's ever told I don't think everybody told me I was going to get up next time it's just more of a like you did that that's the acknowledgement of that was you and you went up and that was your fault that was your fault it's a bad night no the room wasn't bad yeah it was you yeah what's the best show you've ever like just eaten a sh eaten [ __ ] on at this point what's the bomb in your mind the most the freshest one was was the last set I did last week was in Maggie May oh doesn't everybody bomb there I think so yeah I don't know and and I don't want to disparage like the room or like Jake or whatever because they're cool for letting us get on shows and stuff and but I would I would almost say that they're more mics than shows I don't know if they're shows right now with the way because it's like a show to me you got to have tickets for that and then people are excited to be there and it's like totally when you do a show at Vulcan it's like like they're there have you done have you been in the situation of doing like a soldout room no hot crowd no then you go up and then you eat a dick no cuz that's a different thing than just eating a dick in a mic eating a dick in a mic that happens that that's like that's that's putting up reps no the one where it's like all right here's where it's supposed to come together and then it just is just doesn't that's the best no I haven't that's the best dude I remember a time when you were on stage recently not I don't I wouldn't call it a bomb at at all but uh it was just a awkward moment do you remember this what I'm talking about I don't know if you want to talk about it or not uh you were doing like a suicide joke right or something and then this couple in the crowd started getting emotional like these too old oh this wasn't Rec this was a long months ago it was like a couple two three months ago I think it was longer than that no I was wearing a hoodie no I don't know yes really I have a picture of it yeah I know it was at Creek yeah it was at Creek yeah yeah I told a j about suicide what was the joke uh I'm trying to remember it was something about if uh it was something about if you if you're having suicidal thoughts they say you should reach out to somebody and I was saying that that's the last thing you should do uh because you're just gonna bum everybody out which is obviously a great joke it's it's ridiculous it was not a great joke it was uh it never worked not once that it really worked but I was trying I think it's funny in a way I was trying it at this [ __ ] show and uh this couple uh no actually it was the the woman got mad yeah um I guess they had just lost somebody or something and she flipped out she's like no yeah and then you do reach out and then yeah she was just being a Caren she was annoying or whatever then what I actually liked the dude got up and defended her cuz he had to but you could tell he didn't really want to yeah and he even said like I have to defend my wife here and after he said that too I was on stage I was like oh [ __ ] I look like the such a [ __ ] like he's crushing standing up for his wife so hard that there's no way out of this for me now like I'm just an [ __ ] talking about suicide yeah and anyways they get up and leave I said give it up for them everybody they audience all cheers and then I go uh I'm I'll be honest though after talking with him for a few minutes I do understand why their friend killed them it was brutal dude sounds like he turned it around yeah yeah we got him say something didn't they say you said something nice to him outside or something like that right I would never yeah I would anyways yeah I was cool then dude uh see I'm still at the point where like uh any derailment from the crowd because I've only been doing it for like a year and some change and and uh like if people yell out or something it just completely [ __ ] me up and just derails me and I don't like it yeah and I'm like stop stop that which I need to figure out a funny way to be like don't you know or so just like just to tell them not to or I just need to get I just need to get better at just I want to start going to the Lucky Duck or something and just picking fights with people no material just go just go to the Lucky Duck and be like you [ __ ] stink dude that's one that's one way you're the worst tell somebody they stink so F uh uh but that's what yeah that's one way to do it that'll create a very uh but you'll only be able to handle it aggressively then right which is which that was more of a FY one yeah yeah the one that you had to deal with was more of there was more there was more going on there yeah they weren't attacking you or whatever yeah a little I mean a little bit but but uh but I'm just saying though if you if you only learn how to deal with it from your I mean that's you starting it that's like yeah yeah you're right that is just a funny that is you could just be that comedian he's like this guy goes up he just start [ __ ] with I don't think I want to be that guy yeah no you don't want to be that guy nobody wants to be that guy uh uh but that's just reps that's just getting up there I need to get thicker skin I just need to do it more no it's not even a thicker skin you just need to be used to that yeah it just you it needs to be something that's so automatic that's like oh this is that's a funny have you ever had this have you ever the last like thing that sticks out of my mind I was at again at Maggie Maze and there was this girl yelling out during other people's sets she like [ __ ] up a couple other people and then got up there and she was yelling and I obviously I'm inexperienced so I didn't know what to do or you know I kind of folded a little bit but I was trying and uh she was a self-deprecating Heckler have you ever had this yeah where they're making fun of themselves loudly and you're like that's like they're trying to beat you to it or something that's a weird [ __ ] game that's really what it is because because I was like she was she was like my boyfriend won't leave me cuz I like talk about being in a relationship for a long time she's like my boyfriend won't leave me he won't leave leave me and I was like what you know like what are you even saying and she was like what do I have to do and I was like I don't know just get fat or something and she was like already there and trolled herself and and she's so she's killing yeah you know what I mean everyone's like oh my God she killing really yeah not really K not that bad but it was just like she got some laughs from that and I was like [ __ ] I should have like you know said well you're already fat yeah you know what I mean or whatever so I don't know what else there is to do my boyfriend w't I can't believe that that was the first set my uh fiance watched me do stand up and uh she was like yeah you should have told her to just keep being herself and I was like damn it you're so smart yeah how did everyone get there before you that's crazy you're the guy with the mic I know I'm a [ __ ] I don't know I'm new I'm new to this yeah I'm going to keep working that angle till I'm not anymore yeah you also you've been doing it like a year and a half yeah yeah not that I think I'm right where I need yeah I don't know I think I'm all right I think I just get usually get through my [ __ ] and I don't get it I haven't gotten interrupted that much and I've just gotten lucky with not getting heckled that much and so I haven't had a lot of time to deal with it so go to Rooms where they do it yeah that's I mean that's how you deal with it how long have you been doing it seven six seven years okay yeah yeah been in the game been in the game you deep in the game yeah that's in the game I'm young in comedy but it is where are you from uh I started well I started comedy in Tennessee uh in Knoxville okay in Nashville what's it like out there uh I don't know it's a small town [ __ ] couple mics a week couple shows a week type of thing and then uh there's no Club in Knoxville there's a club in uh uh Nashville Z so I was out there a lot doing stuff in Nashville Nashville's got Nashville's got like a good scene good yeah are you full-time comedy yeah [ __ ] yeah dude Nashville's got a good scene dude there's a lot of uh lot of good guys coming out of Nashville and then a lot of the a lot of the guys who were from Tennessee that came here are really good you know the class of people that we have it's like you know I came out from Tennessee Trey Lucas yeah Casey sha Lucas mccu yeah oh damn Nick Cox yeah uh uh did I say Matt Boyd Matt Boyd came out of that uh trying to think of who else Casey is uh Atlanta well he was in Boise for a long time but he didn't Atlanta for a long time and so which is just like a few hours south okay um and there's a bunch of people you have never done comedy outside of Austin I need to do that you go just even it within Texas go somewhere else go to San Antonio it's like an hour away I think I'm gonna go to new bronfield soon go to Lucy's I have you been out there I just did it last week would you was it fun Lucy is very fun that JT guy shout out JT yeah yeah L very fun actually oh yeah you were just in Dallas right for like yeah last week battle ble how was that uh with uh Michael Ridley yeah yeah yeah it's fine he's still Asian you know what I mean I try you know I'm try to get past that but uh uh uh maybe one day he'll change you know yeah dude uh he'll grow out maybe one day he'll get better yeah maybe one day he'll he'll stop being sick dude yeah you know yeah um we love you Michael um that was good that was that big laugh um it was a small crowd but it was they were good yeah yeah it was fun what's Dallas I still haven't been really to Dallas Dallas is fun it's got the big laugh Club is there now and then the two hyenas clubs and then there's two improvs and notice anything different just has a city from Austin no no it's just the same [ __ ] yeah nice Yeah Austin crowds are very uh I don't know they seem like a good like there's a good mix of like you have like the downtown crowds and then you have like you know up a cap is very like traditional like almost touristy [ __ ] Comedy Club crowds I still haven't done get in front of everybody yeah I just met more as like a city like did you guys do anything oh no no no we we got to the we got to the show like 10 minutes before it was starting and then we left as soon as it as soon as it ended yeah no I don't know it's just Dallas also it's so close I've been up there so many times everybody's obsessed with the de Plaza thing what's that that's where uh I almost said where Trump got shot that's where uh JFK got shot was in Dallas the grassy the grassy null is in is in Dallas oh it's in that Plaza de Plaza yeah something right we didn't do that yeah I'm good with that some everybody I don't know why people want to see it I don't know why what's it going to do for you are you going to solve the [ __ ] mystery are you going to you going to find some new information why do people want to go to like it's not like a it's not like the Alamo it's not like a building you can go see well I think it is kind of right I think there's got to be some kind of [ __ ] tourist plaque there may be a plaque I don't know but even I don't it's just a grassy it's just a Fu why do people want to see a plaque why do they want to see a plaque I don't I even think there is a black I don't think so I think that just I think that little area you can just go look at that's where they got him that was the null why what's fun about that I don't know you tell me you brought it up no I'm saying I'm I'm just I wouldn't go yeah I wouldn't either yeah we didn't go we went to the show in last [Music] yeah I don't know where this is going he interrogating me on why people iuck I know I'm just trying to I'm just I'm just I'm just ripping here dude I'm just trying to figure out why people want to go see a grassy no where FK got shot like it'd be one thing if you could go up in the RO in the [ __ ] window where he was allegedly pointing the gun out that might be kind of cool yeah if there's like a little a little range a little be gun [ __ ] range that' be fun yeah there's just like a mock car yeah it's like how close can you get to Lee Harvey's shot you know even when like a stuffed animal no one would be able to do it it probably didn't happen that same way they said it dude oh no yeah I don't know you don't think he got shot no he' for sure I mean un he had a grenade right behind his back of his head or something no that one's weird that one is weird they said the bullet bounced all around all weird the Magic Bullet yeah we're back on conspiracies you see how we did that that was interesting um what's your biggest conspiracy what's the one what's your most outlier like I'm kind of into this one even though it makes me look nuts I don't know um Flat Earth is pretty fun dude I don't I'm I don't agree with it but I think it's fun okay I think it's fun I've had I have friends that are like die hard super flat earther Avid flat earthers and I'm just like okay tell me you know what I mean and then and I can try to digest some of it's just so ridiculous I feel like people are too like my thing is about it is I'm like why why are either of you so concerned because the flat earther are like it's [ __ ] flat and people that are like that hate flat earthers are like you're the [ __ ] dumbest they get like if you say to a group of people the Earth is flat so many people will get actually actually upset yeah yeah it's like it's like okay but you can entertain all this other [ __ ] you know what I mean but you can't you can't just have fun with this one I think it's funny that that nobody can have fun with it you know I mean it it is so stupid though that it does it is are you a flat earther not really oh here we go that is not a good answer I I find it fun like what he said I I can but you don't believe the Earth is flat no I have no idea I've never been up there that's funny this term like Earth shaped agnostic yeah yeah Earth shaping a I guess it doesn't really matter yeah yeah I really like the hollow Earth theory I think that one's really fun Hollow Earth yeah and that that just means that it's empty what is the actual Hol I think that there's just like a bunch of like Subterranean like places in the earth that are inhabited and like there's all these you know legends from all these different old cultures about we came up from under the Earth in the ancient times and it's really fun and like in Antarctica there's like a hole where you can go down to the Center of the Earth or whatever whatever I don't know it's fun he's a flat arther dud yeah yeah sound well he's a hollow arther yeah he's a hollow arther for sure why don't you start digging then boy yeah but you think it's why don't you start digging I don't believe yeah but it would be cool I think it's a fun idea I think it would be cool that that would make the world a lot more interesting place to live right yeah I I don't know true what if they're having [ __ ] parties down there we don't know about like Zion yeah the Matrix the underground city yeah you think Zion's down there I don't I don't uh I don't think well it wouldn't change anything right right I mean but what if there's like a whole civilization down there that's like secret or whatever that's where I'm at yeah that's where I'm at that's where I think I think I don't know if it's in the in in the like is that what all those UFOs are coming out of the ocean for yeah yeah so I think I think there's a good there's a good uh uh it would uh seem like it could be just as likely that there's an uncontacted civilization on Earth that seems like even more likely that that's the case than aliens are here yeah right cuz also that's already happened that's already happened but that's also like Al in our in our in our species history that's already happened multiple times we know more out space and we do and then what's in the [ __ ] ocean that's what yeah this guy dude yeah yeah just saying yeah Earth shape agnostic dude Jar Jar's down there dude we're GNA find jarar he a horny jar jar dude arguably the worst Star Wars character in existence right the the most the most uh ma uh hated by everyone right yeah yeah well now is now beloved though right he went through a weird resurgence yeah right he came back as a meme and then everyone thought he was rad you remember there's a there's a PO there's a was it like a lollipop that was his tongue you remember that no what the jar jar tongue no it's a real thing look here look it up I got it Jar Jar Binks tongue lollipop yeah he's got it no way licking a tongue tongue is a weird shape for a lollipop licking another tongue it's kind of weird kind of sexual almost it's kind of weird yeah [ __ ] I didn't mean to wear to buy uh you're just sucking on that thing seven years old your mom is like who the [ __ ] Grand making out with why did you buy this for him that is it's his whole mouth on it though so you got to [ __ ] you got to get in there you got to get in there you got to make out with it you got to make out with him that's so weird oh my god dude it looks so weird looks like a giant [ __ ] or something it's really weird yeah dude that thing is going up your ass how many young how many young boys had their first sexual experience with this yeah dude jarar was wild what the hell and then giv me the same Vibe and yeah it looks like anytime and then anytime you see look like a boy's ass anytime you see Jar Jar Binks you just your dick gets a little tingle you're like what the [ __ ] what's happened to me oh yeah I had that Jar Jar Binks tongue pop when I was 7 years old the movie premiere that's going to be one to work out in therapy it's so [ __ ] weird I'm just into jar jar what else are you into you into old old Collectibles and [ __ ] like this you like [ __ ] like this no I got nothing cool like that you're not in anything cool no I wish wish I like collected stamps or something you just to stare at the wall until you have to go do stand yeah pretty much stamps would not be cool at all dude well I don't know man people have St yeah buttons something you know I'm just I'm not into baseball I'm not into football you know what I mean they were playing Fantasy last night you're not into balls dude you're just not into balls I don't play video games I don't [ __ ] don't collect [ __ ] I like the bike the bike rules the bike rules stand what's the bike do for you when you're on the bike mentally when you're pushing away it's just fun yeah it's just fun time feels like free feels like feels like it does feel like being a kid again you know what I mean just like on bike yeah it's a very kid like way one of my favorite things about the bike is like that feeling when you bike really far away from your house and you're like oh [ __ ] I'm we're out here we're out in deep Waters like I got a bike back I got a bike back yeah yeah there is something weird about that I also like I like getting somewhere under your own pow kind of cool too I bet that was crazy being out there well you you guys had the RV following you with all the boys but we were out there dude there were times I was like [ __ ] out there dude like away from every a light on your head or like a front light yeah yeah for at night time yeah yeah but uh so did you guys go to the festival with you all beat up did you say [ __ ] it and just go cuz you were there already yeah so you went to the hospital and went to the hospital and then uh we spent a day in that town where the hospital was uh deciding what we were going to do and then we decided yeah just go to the Festival so then we just went all the way straight to straight to Vegas I went and checked on the hotel I was a bummer the whole week anybody give you like a Daren good to see youch that you up too [ __ ] are you serious dude in a sling get off of me cut up and [ __ ] up Daran what's good I'm already kind of a prickly guy you know what I mean so now I'm in like a bunch of pain around coms you're yeah you're yeah you're already you're easily grumped you're easily grumped if somebody rubs you the wrong way now they're literally rubbing me the wrong way they're literally buddy what's up [ __ ] [ __ ] serious dude that was a bummer that whole that whole uh Festival is a very like the Hang is like the whole thing of that whole festival right ruin no one's really there to do comedy everyone's there to hang and party and have a good time yeah and I would just go do my set and then go back to the room and just sit yeah you go back to the room just piss yeah just in lick your wounds well it hurt dude it was really hurt uh so I couldn't move my arm and [ __ ] and I didn't want to hang out so yeah you know any funny stories from the RV yeah that seems crazy just the boys on an RV so for people that that didn't follow along they're they're he's biking from doing a big bike from Austin to Vegas how many miles was that uh 1 1600 1600 miles which is nuts and uh and they're following behind at like what 5 miles an hour or something yeah it depends on the time there there were times where we have would have the car right behind me and then there were other times where like they were like setting up stuff and they'd be ahead of me or behind me like way behind me but monitoring where you were your location on your phone or something yeah yeah exactly the boys got into it on the RV man I I wasn't I didn't get to experience a lot of that though cuz I was always just on a bike you're just eating [ __ ] on the bike while they're partying yeah dude it was crazy they're like Rockstar on tour and you're just like ding that's what everyone thought and I was like yeah dude it must have been so fun partying in the RV like no I was [ __ ] sleeping tired my whole body hurt every day I had ridden 150 miles on a bike and then I'm sitting there like exhausted barely can barely eat food and they're just on drugs and drinking and [ __ ] it was a [ __ ] it was the whole thing was a complete disaster from start to finish I heard I heard Mike broke the stove Mike broke the stove yeah that well he broke a glass piece above above the stove he didn't break the stove itself there's a lot of uh uh uh ah de Dean Dean was just a [ __ ] Dean listen I love Dean I love Dean to death but especially after the ride was over he became a real he was he was going hard he pissed on Matt at one point what yeah the middle in the middle of the night like pissed in the bed yeah it was all over mat everyone was already mad yeah it was you ever you ever get drunk and piss yourself as an adult we've talked about that on the podcast as an I don't think as an adult no that's good no no I [ __ ] myself as an adult really no way yeah yeah actually not too long ago you guys are still doing that no it had been a while since it had been a while since you guys are still doing that gay dude what are you guys children when's the last time you [ __ ] your pants dud never no when the last time when's the last time uh he's going to say years ago which is a lie dude it was it was months ago yeah I was there for I was there so you can't lie your way out of it I remember I was sitting outside a creek and uh I was in my car I was in my car uh like right on parked right on sth and there was this crazy storm happening and I had to [ __ ] so bad I had to [ __ ] so bad that I had like my foot like planted on the floorboard trying to like clench clinch I remember I called Trey I was like yo he was like what and I was like dude if I move I'm going to [ __ ] myself you gave her the playby play did you [ __ ] on the phone with him no dude so I end I gotta go I hung up I ended up driving all the way I end up getting all the way [ __ ] home uh and uh I'm getting out of my car and I'm walking up to my apartment and it's uh it's like raining storming right and I uh hit this Rock and I slipped and just filled my pants just filled my pants full adult [ __ ] like like not like a little like a like adult like you know what I mean like a baby like been clinching for an hour oh my God the flood gates just open you slipped and fell on your back out my apartment yeah D in the ground with [ __ ] pants everywhere bro you're so close I know man that just must have been one of your lowest slows no it was kind of cool oh sweet it's a good story no it was fun my wife wasn't there so so yeah yeah it was EAS to go in and H have to clean that up go away you can't see me like this ear muffs cloes pin yeah yeah yeah it was embarrassing glad it didn't happen at Creek yeah trying to think if I piss myself I don't think I piss myself not drunkenly the the last time I shipped myself we were we were actually here in the office on the in the other room I was working on stuff and I was it was a normal like oh I have to I have to [ __ ] you know and so I got up I went to the bathroom handled it everything was good I went back and sat in the chair and I was like oh there's some there's a wet there's a wet feeling what is this yeah and then I went back and looked and my my pants were [ __ ] and I don't know it wasn't like a lot you know what I mean it was like it was more they were sharded you know what I mean too much yeah yeah it was it was enough that it was uncomfortable and I was like how did this when did this happen I'm trying to put piece together you know the math The Matrix numbers ones and zeros are going in my head Wen you trying to like sneak out a little far when did I [ __ ] my pants no no I don't think so it was just that I'm still perplexed I'm still trying to solve that mystery to this day how I when you sh your pants when how long had [ __ ] been in your pants I don't no it was it was literally when I went back to the bathroom from the bathroom sat down to continue working I felt like I I felt a wetness near my ass yeah and I was like what the [ __ ] is that and then I went and checked and there was and it was like it was almost like you know when you're like when you're when you're pissing and sometimes you piss you piss yourself a little bit like or like your dick is aimed like through the toilet seat you know what I mean and you piss into your pants that's happened right yeah yeah yeah for sure um we got to come up with a name for that there need there needs to be a name for pissing through that crack and you know what I mean between the between the seat and the porcelain you piss through the piss through the passageway and it just fills up your yeah that actually that happened to me recently I was shooting in vent with doing photography [ __ ] at this event and it was like day one of like a 4day thing I had to do and I I sit down to to [ __ ] and I'm do I'm doing business on my phone messing I'm messaging someone I'm like in the Zone on my phone right and and I'm like something's off here and and I look down and my I have pissed a full bladder's worth of piss through that pass through that passageway into my pants that are on my at my ankles and that the piss was just like going through that passage in a perfect art right into like the the crotch of my underwear yeah and then so I I had I had absolutely so soing wet full of piss underwear what' you do I bought luckily my my I think I was wearing these shorts these khaki shorts which are the worst if piss is present you know what I mean you can see and uh and so luckily the shorts were were bone dry somehow the underwear had caught the piss just threw the underwe I threw the undies away dude the sogging wet undies I threw them away yeah and then I continued to shoot I free balled that whole rest of that day dude have you have to I had to sh I couldn't cuz you also that's not when you can go to them and be like I have to leave I pee PE my pants I know you paid me $3,000 for this but I pee peed my pants I'm out of here I can't hey whisten I pee peed I got to go I'm the talent I pee peed I'm out oh no dude and then more recently I was hanging out with some buddies and we were out drinking late partying and they busted out uh some ketamine and I've never done ketamine before yeah and Mason was mad because he's been trying to get me to do ketamine forever I had to call him and apologize that I did it without him but and but I'm like against I'm like no I don't want to do ketamine it doesn't sound fun you guys don't sell it to me it's everybody that that I know that's like K is the C they're like weird depressed people that like nothing works for them they're just unhappy and so they're like ketamine's good that's that's what uh you know scientists say or whatever cuz your brain is broken yeah yeah it's like it's on you go out or something I don't know what to tell you you know what I mean but it's not ketamine that's a weird that's a gay Rave drug that depressed people are doing now it's not you know that's how I that's that's how my brain thinks about ketamine yeah and so me and this other guy I'm with three different three friends two of them are like doing they're doing ketamine little bumps throughout the night and me and him earlier in the night we were like we dapped on it we're like dude ketamine's [ __ ] lame dude we're not doing ketamine ketamine's [ __ ] we don't need that we're not doing it we [ __ ] so cut you in and and then they well and then they're like that later on in the night I guess I got like almost blacked out drunk and they're like hey you guys want to do some ketamine we're both like [ __ ] yeah let's go like right out it was like 30 minutes later and I don't remember any of this at all and then so they basically throw my dead body in an Uber like we hung out for a while we like were singing and doing sing along to songs and having a good time and then I just like you know not was like blacked out at some point they put me in an Uber send me home I made it into my house at some point and uh I went to go lay down in bed and I just uh plopped down on like the whole my girlfriend was sleeping on the couch and I like Po down my whole body just across the bed and I I usually would like wake her up hey let's go to bed you know what I mean yeah and so she was like she was like why didn't he wake me up so she comes and tries to scoot my legs over so she can go to bed and I just roll out and smack like all my weight on the floor and she can't get me to move or anything she like puts a pillow under my head and I'm just like riger mortiest out and uh I don't remember any of this and so she she I finally get up to take a piss and I go straight for the closet and I'm trying to piss in the closet nice yeah and she's like no no no don't piss in the closet and I was like okay cool so I go over to the sink but I have but it's kind of cold in my house I have a tall sink and you know I have like frozen ketamine dick you know what I mean so I can't quite get in I'm like Tippy Toe to get up onto the to piss in the sink right and then and then so I eventually I'm like this is not going to work so I just kind of go flat on my feet and I'm just kind of pissing into the cabinet underneath the sink yeah you know and so she doesn't know what else to do I love this woman she puts up with so much she's the best but uh she she doesn't know what else to do so she just kind of holds a you know like when you hold a towel up to like change like your buddy you're you know you're a kid your dad's holding a towel to change in front of at the beach you're pissing all over the I'm pissing into the into the towels she's blocking the cabinets from getting covered and pissed she's you know what I mean she I thought she was just blocking somebody from seeing you no she's she's blocking the cabinet with the towel so she's like she's doing like aing the tow I'm pissing into this towel and I filled up two towels worth of piss yeah yeah yeah and then I went back to bed and then I woke up and I was I woke up in my t-shirt and with nothing else on just Winnie the pooing you know what I mean and I was like what happened what in the heck what in the heck last time I checked I was in a hotel room what is going on so did you do Kine again after that no I'm never doing that again that was horrible it sounded awesome I mean the story it's a good story but it's it's it sucked overall still anti- ketamine still haven't had that that [ __ ] come to Jesus moment that everyone's talking about yeah dude ketamine is so great yeah I don't think that I don't think that's possible have you done it and had fun I've had fun on it yeah what's your experience did you pee I think so really yeah I think so into a tow yeah no no way no no no I don't I don't remember Happ s every time I don't remember peeing like that so many so much laundry I've had good experience when I was on it though it was fun yeah I don't think it's the uh I don't think it the the therapeutic version of it does freak me out I used to hang out at this place called uh uh kuya which is right by on it you ever been there they have like cold plunges and uh I don't think so but they have like cold plunges and uh a sauna and they have uh float tanks and massage thing it's cool but they're they're based thing though but I didn't find out their base thing was uh their aamine treatment oh Center and then it's like as soon as I found that out like I clicked why like has like a real kind of like culty vibe in there like uh like all the ketan people are kind of like yeah yeah and then it clicked to me I was like oh that's you guys are all [ __ ] weird yeah this is how Jim Jones got you guys you [ __ ] I don't want to talk I mean Place super doe and it does help people I guess apparently guess I don't know well drugs are just fun yeah I love when people are like yeah that yeah drugs cured your depression no [ __ ] yeah they're just fun as [ __ ] just having fun you're just getting [ __ ] up yeah getting [ __ ] up rules to me the the serotonin dip off drugs the next couple days was like the wor like I don't understand how depressed people do the ketamine and then they come out of it and they're like I'm like depressed for three days maybe that's how I know I don't need get a big dip like that on I don't think you get that I don't know yeah I don't think you get I think that's like a Coke and ecstasy thing W okay which makes sense yeah which is why both those drugs are a bummer yeah eventually I never understood how people ruin their lives on cocaine like cuz it is kind of fun it is fun but it's like it's not every time I do this I'm like you know it's I wouldn't I wouldn't pay a ton of I wouldn't give up my [ __ ] I wouldn't put the house on this yeah you know like it's not that fun it's only kind of fun for like a a little bit I don't know maybe you may just not have the brain for it brother maybe cuz I totally see it yeah yeah I just don't I don't know yeah from that first one I I don't do I don't I don't I mean I I get that you I get that you want to keep doing it that night but then the next day I pretty much I'm like you never R you never ran but the only reason you stop though is because you run out true can you imagine if you were in a situation where you just didn't run out that would be crazy that'd be the house would be gone that the I would put the house up put the house up and like a week like you know what I actually don't need this house yeah yeah I get I totally get it you know what all my friends they just do all the coke yeah I'm just going to sit in this dark room yeah I don't Coke I have Coke how long we been going tea uh an hour and six all right you want to wrap this up dude I'm good dude let's wrap this up I had a lot of fun just chatting with you man thank you man yeah for sure we did it um want to plug your [ __ ] real quick in this just Dar and Ann on uh 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